Yo Momma joke the person above you is the game.
I too think momma jokes are great. the more gross the better.
i will + rep good jokes plus efd for ones that really tickle me. (if i can figure it out :laugh: )
start with me, what do you think of my mother? :silly2:
Your momma was taken by the Eviscerators to see if they can implement a new breed of Hogglo’s.:eek::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
You’re momma is so fat that instead going around her when driving a moto-bike I rather run her over… otherwise I’d spend the gas I had
Your mother is so fat, EU made her a continent.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Ok, really old but it still makes me laugh.
Your momma was so dumb that when she went in to the mob of Thorafoid that she became pregnant -in which 6 weeks later you were born and she asked “who’s your daddy”. :laugh:
Yo mama’s so nappy, she got the globsters to roll over and die instead of risking her trying to sexually harass them… again…
Yo Momma is so dirty i dropped a probe on her face and got an ATH of oil.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the feffs away
Your momma is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYONE!
Your momma is so nasty, she keeps a block of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo momma’s so fat she stepped on a PED coin and Boogers came out Lootius’ nose
One of my favorites:
Yo momma’s so fat, when she sits aruound the house, she sits around the house!
YO momma has a bigger ding dong than the boorum… Makes ur dad’s one pale in comparison
Yo Momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince
Yo momma’s so dumb, she got stabbed in a gunfight
Yo momma is so fat, ALL her relationships are long distance
Yo momma’s so fat she went bungee-jumping and went straight too hell
Yo mommas so fat, she ain’t on no diet, she’s on a triet. She’s all like “whatever y’all having… I’ll try-it”
Taken from another forum, where similar thread is also active just now 
Your momma is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm
yo momma is so ugly she makes hordes of araneatrox stalker run for there life.
Yo mommas so fat, CP is now orbiting HER!
Yo momma is sooooo ugly that when she walks past a bathroom the toilet/s flush
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes:laugh:
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,“DING!”
thats all i have for right now lol