Yo momma is so fat she gets a group discount at McDonalds.
Yo momma is so fat that she’ bleeding grease.
Yo momma is so fat I shot her instead of an Eomon.
yo momma has had more rappers in her than an ipod.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her to do the robot, r2d2 had kids.
(Star wars fans would only know) :laugh:
yo momma so nasty,she looks at a boorum and goes “what a cute tiny thing!”
yo momma’s vagina needs to unlock coolness.
Yo momma’s so fat I found 2 TP’s when I walked round her!
yo momma is so fat she lost her inventory.
Yo moma so fat Neverdie bought her and now has more domes than CND on her!
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Yo momma’s so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go “koolaid! koolaid!”
Yo momma’s so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.
Yo momma’s so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.
Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.
Your momma soo fat jesus couldnt even lift her soul
Yo’ mama’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn’t know which end to slap!
Yo’ mama’s so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo’ mama’s so stupid, on her job application where it said ‘emergency contact number’, she put ‘911’!#
Yo’ mama’s so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Yo’ mama’s so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald’s!
Yo’ mama’s so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool
Yo’ mama’s so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!
:D:)
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
:lolup::lolup::lolup: I really like that one Chery!
yo mama’s so dumb, she actually plays Entropia. 
yo momma’s so fat EU had to make her a moomoo SGA edition.
WoooHoohooooo :DDD :D:D Thanks for 500EFD 
Yo mama’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama’s so fat she fell in love…and broke it!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours…for the quote!
Your momma’s so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again!
Yo mommas weight is an all time high!
yo mummas so fat … can i get her phone number ?
yo mummas so ulgy i had to poke her to make sure she is real
yo mummas is so fat and ugly when she goes swimming green peace want to kill her
yo mummas is soooo butch she makes your puppa look sissy
mumma :lift: puppa :cheer:
your momma so ugly she made nemesis wet his pants 
(Nemesis from BioHazard 3)