(I am writing this in an extreme alcohol intoxication state)
Chapter 1.
Paragraph 1. Origin Creation.
At first there was nothing. Just Darkness. And Lootius was flying over water, scanning the eternity through his purple shades. And Lootius came and said “Let there be Loot”. And there became Loot. And He decided that is was good.
And then Lootius created the mobs, and the mines, and the different crafts.
And the land was beautiful, but lifeless. And it was separated from the HOFless Abyss by the Gates Of Decay.
And Lootius created Marco - The Horned Guardian of The Abyss.
And there became an order in Loot Pool as it was planned.
Paragraph 2. Creation of Humans.
Lootius now decided to give the Land an owner.
And Lootius created a man and gave him a home in the beautiful Garden of PEden.
And Lootius gave the man a gun.
“You shall be the hunter and the killer, and the uber HOFer, and the mobs of PEden Garden will always bring you PEDs.”
And the man said “I am lonely and stupid. How will I know PEDs from PECs?”
And Lootius created a woman. And gave her a refiner.
“You shall be the Keeper of Family Fire, and sort the Loot your man brings home, and craft new gear for him to wear.”
And humans lived happily… until…
Paragraph 3. Sin.
And then Lootius told the man and the woman to separate the Good Loots from the Bad Loots.
They humbly started doing so, but then they got bored, and decided to bag the whole deal, and started making children instead. And those children became muchly alternative in their skills, interests, and desires.
And the women took up the guns, and started hunting.
And the men took up the tools and started crafting.
And every human became equal.
And Lootius decided that it was Bad.
And Lootius came to them and said (suddenly in Old English) “For thou hast sinned against my will, I shalt punish thee.”.
And he kicked them out of the PEden Garden, and kicked out all their offspring to the Planet Calypso, where there are no rules. And he closed the doors to PEden and put Marco at the Gates of Calypso to guard them and watch over them.
And Lootius sent the VU 6 curse upon the human race.
“No Longer will every mob carry Loot. From now on you will have empty mobs more often than you will have full ones. And your weapons shall decay, and you will have to run much faster now! No longer life for you will be easy, you’re on your own!”
And then came the Era of Poverty.
…to be continued.
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