Legends of Lootius

Entropia Universe Discussion General Discussion
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Ok I have read this whole thread. And as entertaining as it is. You all are gonna go to lootious hell for mocking his greatness. You will be banished into noobdom and loose your wepons to a VU 7.3 bug. Forced to again dawn your orange clothing for you will have to sell your nice stuff with the hopes of getting a hof that will never happen. till you repent in your evil un-lootious blasphemic behaviour. Then and only then will lootious after seeing your repentance will give you small 3 ped miniglobals. And allow you to become a ubernoob. He will do this for the love of his beloved calypso children. Repent and save yourself. Place pec at spiral mountain and ask forgiveness. Between the hours of 5 and 7 mindarc time on april 1st right by the tree. then leave and hope he doesnt rain his justice on you for your heracy.
Heed my words and be warned the Great Lootious sees all!

We all need to seek professional help here lol

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The 1 pec shirt absolutley rules. Someone quick. Figure out a way to make these. I will give ya 199.5 pec for one! Plus shipping of course!!

Suicide

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in the beginning there was jack.

and jack had a loot.

and from this loot came the loot of all loots.

and one day while viciously beating down a mob, jack boldly declared.

LET THERE BE LOOT!

and lootius was born!

insert bass line of your choosing here

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[QUOTE=Dash Smashing]
in the beginning there was jack.

and jack had a loot.

and from this loot came the loot of all loots.

and one day while viciously beating down a mob, jack boldly declared.

LET THERE BE LOOT!

and lootius was born!

insert bass line of your choosing here
[/QUOTE]

But jack was a noobā€¦ He lost his loot. and all he had after that was atrox dungā€¦ then

:rolleyes: Jack had shit. :rolleyes:

Suicide

/please dont throw fruit!

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Are you saying since we dont know what kinda dung jack has found we dont know jacks shit lol

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[QUOTE=vemon]
Are you saying since we dont know what kinda dung jack has found we dont know jacks shit lol
[/QUOTE]

Lol! Way to choose a name Dash! there is a joke a minute with that name!

Suicide

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Now we talkinā€™, people!

Run to cities and villages, monks! Spread the word!

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The Divine Ten had finally been formed:

  1. Thou shalt not scam.

  2. Thou shalt not steal.

  3. Thou shalt not lie.

  4. Thou shalt not harass newbs.

  5. Thou shalt not waste ammo.

  6. Thou shalt give charity to the needy.

  7. Thou shalt act in justice, and worship the way of the gun.

  8. Thou shalt never give up hunting until no longer able to.

  9. Thou shalt not wear pink unless a female.

  10. Thou shalt love opposite sex, for Lootius is Love.

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hehe really nice stories

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:rofl: maniac

[QUOTE=maniac]
6. Thou shalt give charity to the needy.
[/QUOTE]

Nice point here, thanks maniac, now every newcomer reading EF will beg in towns and justify by spreading the Divine Ten of Lootiusā€¦ :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=maniac]
8. Thou shalt never give up hunting until no longer able to.
[/QUOTE]

You can basically hunt until you have no more cash IRLā€¦

[QUOTE=maniac]
9. Thou shalt not wear pink unless a female.
[/QUOTE]

Do transvestites count ?
looks at Kalashi :scared:

[QUOTE=maniac]
10. Thou shalt love opposite sex, for Lootius is Love.
[/QUOTE]

Agreed :inbed:

Watch out for female PK though :scared: :girl:

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Hehe excellent story there Maniac :smiley:

can we expect chapter 3 next time you get intoxicated?

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[QUOTE=maniac]
ROFL, you bastard! You spoiled my part 3! Lord of the Rigs.
[/QUOTE]

guess not :frowning:

ah well. lmaortfl while it lastedā€¦

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The ways of Lootius are unknown. He MIGHT send me another preminition, but he might not.

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we should do the american thing, and write the Book of Entropiaā€¦ lolā€¦ start our own little cultā€¦ eventually committing suicide with atrox dung in our kool-aidā€¦ :laugh:
sorry, most of you are probably too young to remember that oneā€¦ :tongue2:

hey, you think a few rep points might ā€œencourageā€ another premonition? ā€¦i got a few laughs out of that that i havent in a whileā€¦

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I need more like a few beers encouraged by some Don Julio tequilla - to set me on the Perceptive Channel.

Be patient brothers, and He shall speak to us.

For now, enjoy the picture.

http://animamundi.free.fr/lootiusCalls.jpg

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hehe :wink:
[insert 4 characters here]

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Lootius Monastery greets a new member.

Brother ZippO

As of yesterday 9 pm CST, he is officially a Lootius Monk. His Divine duty is to worship Lootius - ll the end of his career on that avatar.

As of yesterday 11 pm CST Hunter Hawk has been promoted to an Elder Monk. His Divine duty is to worship Lootius AND Spread his Name at least once a day in at least One Town he ventures to - till the end of his career on that avatar.

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Brothers and Sisters, today I have received great news!
One of our fellow worshippers, ViagraFalls had witnessed a vision of His.

This is a rare occasion when Lootius comes in Contact with mortals, hence, has to be acknowledged.

ViagraFalls had handed me this letter, and I reveal to all of you its contents:

Lootius Beckons

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][I]Good day, Brother.

If you have a moment, I would please like to share a weird incident
with you that came to pass recently.

The other night, I was lying on the ground near Camp Ithaca,
snuggling the oleā€™ Missus, when suddenly I had a vision.

In my dream, Lootius came to me and spoke. His exact words were:
ā€œEyup. Whatā€™s going on down there, ViagraFalls, ole chap? Would you happen
to have any alcoholic beverages left for a God to wet his dry throat with?ā€.
Of course, I was stunned. It is not every day that the God speaks to you!

I cleared my throat, twisted my thumbs, and admitted to Lootius that all the
Jack D had been consumed, and the Ye Old Soopermarkit ran out of beer.
Lootius rolled his eyes and started complaining about how hard it is to
understand the crew at the Heaven/Eleven.
I proceeded asking him why he didnā€™t create a better one, but he was vague
on that subject, mumbling something about there being more important issues
at hand.

Finally, he got down to business, and told me the real reason he contacted
me was to inform me that his son Skillius had been sent down to Calypso to
forgive all noobies for their sins. He asked if I would be able to contact you,
so an organised event could be held where everybody would agree not to
hurt Skillius, and to not mention crosses to him whatsoever.

After I woke up, I found the Missusā€™ breasts to have grown substantially,
probably as a parting gift from Lootius. So without delay, I contact you in
this urgent matter, but of course not before having done the dirty deed with
the Missus.

Respectfully, I reside,

ViagraFalls[/I].[/SIZE][/FONT]

Having received this note, I hereby announce a gathering for all worshippers on Sunday the 30th, at Camp Corinth, on the Bar Balcony, where our assembly will take place to greet the Young Diety into this world.

All worshippers are welcome to admit the assembly. Alcohol for this event is provided byā€¦ ā€¦ Faustian! :smiley:

In HOF we Trust!

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If ANY! wants the T-Shirts made, Take a disc with the logos saved on it as pngs to a T-Shirt Printer, they use pngs with the logos to print them onto shirts

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Thou shalt not waste ammo

Thou shalt give money to charity

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