Your real life superpowers

Maybe not superpowers… But I think we all have something we do what makes other people go ooh, wtf or lol.

Here’s couple things I can think about myself:
[ul][li]I can get both legs behind my neck without problem and sitting in lotus position is a piece of cake.[/li][li]I have very selective detailed memory. I remember small details years and years.[/li][li]I can do that old “take one card, put it back to deck, I’ll suffle it and then find your card” -magic trick.[/li][li]I can dance eyes closed several hours without any break - usually without even realizing time at all.[/li][li]I eat almost anything.[/li][/ul]

What is your peculiar, unique ability? Do you speak backwards, type with your toes, swallow whole cherrys, put 8 marshmallows in your mouth at once?

Tell me. :girl:

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I can tie 8 cherry stems into knots in my mouth with my tongue.

:laugh:

[QUOTE=Essi]
I can get both legs behind my neck without problem and sitting in lotus position is a piece of cake.
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I think I love you.

:smiley:

I have very selective detailed memory. I remember small details years and years.

That makes two of us. It’s fun when you share a detail like this with someone else, they always get the “wtf” look in their face as if you’re some alien… :laugh:

As for my own superpowers, I can reach my nose with my tongue! :tongue2:

[QUOTE=Dirk]
I think I love you.

:smiley:
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Really… its not that comfortable pose :rolleyes:

I can profit in PE :yup:

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[QUOTE=Leafren]
I can profit in PE :yup:
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I think I hate you :laugh:

I should make a constructive comment too, hmm… nope, nothing comes to mind :wink:

I…

…can tie a cherry stem in my mouth with my tongue (but not 8 at the same time! Holy heck!)

…have an uncanny nack to let loose massive amount of sarcasm in one sitting

…have a keen scence of discernment (though have been fooled a few times)

…can put half of a Perkins pancake in my mouth at one time…and still be understood when I talk (they’re mostly air I tell you!!)

…can carry a 50 pound metal backpack on my back through 3 feet of thick mud (I’m 5’3") that could easily be a close cousin of quicksand, drop it, and still go back to drag the poor little 4’ 10" woman (my mother) who’s stuck up to her waiste to safety…it’s a long story…

…can carry a 21 lb. baby on one hip, cook a grilled cheese sandwich, talk on the phone, fold laundry, and bathe a 6 year old all at one time

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[QUOTE=Ona]

…can carry a 21 lb. baby on one hip, cook a grilled cheese sandwich, talk on the phone, fold laundry, and bathe a 6 year old all at one time
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:laugh: I love this one! Yes you never know exactly what you’re made of until you have a child LOL… so true :girl:

Hmmm- I can’t do many freaky things, although like Essi I am quite flexible… and my elbows are double-jointed… makes for an odd look from ppl when I can bend back my elbows if I’m leaning on my arms in a sitting position :laugh:

[QUOTE=Ona]
…can carry a 50 pound metal backpack on my back through 3 feet of thick mud (I’m 5’3") that could easily be a close cousin of quicksand, drop it, and still go back to drag the poor little 4’ 10" woman (my mother) who’s stuck up to her waiste to safety…it’s a long story…

…can carry a 21 lb. baby on one hip, cook a grilled cheese sandwich, talk on the phone, fold laundry, and bathe a 6 year old all at one time
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RESPECT! :bowdown:

I can uh… uhm..

-I can reach my nosetip with my upper lip. Not my tounge tho.
-I can make sad people laugh by looking silly.
-I have alot more sensetive nose then most others it seem. I can even smell things that isnt really there!
-I have a child’s imagination.
-I can… uhmn. pogo.
-I can make the dishes grow to the height of the eiffel tower.
-I can sleep 15 hours non-stop.
-I have a tendency to hurt myself in the most stupid ways. Like jumping backwards onto a sofa… jumping too far and hitting my head on a flowerpot.
-I get real urges for something sometime. Like once I used 300 krones on taxi to drive to nearest gas station to buy tomatosoup.. at 3 am. And they didnt have it.

…ok those last ones was maybe anti-super powers..

Erff I dunno if I HAVE any superpowers. Im fluffy?

[QUOTE=Skam]

-I have a tendency to hurt myself in the most stupid ways. Like jumping backwards onto a sofa… jumping too far and hitting my head on a flowerpot.

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LOL this is soooo me! Yes… anti-superpowers :girl: I used to have the uncanny ability to trip over my own two feet frequently :laugh: Fortunately, I got over it… dunno what happened but I don’t do it anymore :clap:

Oh- another anti-superpower… I bruise like a freaking hemophiliac… I mean, the slightest thing bruises my skin :eek: really wierd

:laugh: I aswell trip in my feets. And might I add that everyone over 20 in my family on the mother-side have broken a toe from tripping in doorsteps :rofl: Im not so looking forward to when I do.. its destiny, its gonna happen! :frowning:

Ohh yes bruises. I get them alot too.. for nothing at all! :confused:
And guess what?
I get allergic when my skin meets snow the first time AND
I get allergic when my skin meets sun first time (after winter without sun… usually around easter I look like a FREAK.)

[QUOTE=Svetlana]
Hmmm- I can’t do many freaky things, although like Essi I am quite flexible… and my elbows are double-jointed… makes for an odd look from ppl when I can bend back my elbows if I’m leaning on my arms in a sitting position :laugh:
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Uh.. My friend has that too.. elbows bend way over what they are supposed to.. and her fingers bend same way too.

Im sure she has eaten rubber instead of calcium :eek:

I think my superpowers are:

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[li] Make three knots on the same cherry stem with my tounge (cici loves that)[/li][li] May easy manipulate people around me[/li][li] Have a knack of solving problems, usually by some totaly unlogical way[/li][li] Can solve anagrams very fast[/li][li] Can go days without sleep, but still be operational[/li][li] My eyes actually change color depending on the brightness (my passport says N/A on eye color)[/li][li] I manage to not grow up (might be a disadvantage too)[/li][li] Some say I have healing hands[/li][li] I have a memory that remembers small details, that noone else remembers, but I can’t remember bigger events[/li][li] I’m actually memory color-blind (ok, not a superpower, more a n00bpower)[/li][/ul]

[QUOTE=Shadow-Ale]

[li] Have a knack of solving problems, usually by some totaly unlogical way[/li][li] Can go days without sleep, but still be operational[/li][li] I manage to not grow up (might be a disadvantage too)[/li][li] I have a memory that remembers small details, that noone else remembers, but I can’t remember bigger events[/li]
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hehe same with me :stuck_out_tongue:

my super powers? uhm… i can fly! ok maybe i cant, but i was stupid enough to try it once :eek: :dunce: (only like 10-15 feet off the ground, but still was pretty stupid…)

[QUOTE=Gruye]
hehe same with me :stuck_out_tongue:

my super powers? uhm… i can fly! ok maybe i cant, but i was stupid enough to try it once :eek: :dunce: (only like 10-15 feet off the ground, but still was pretty stupid…)
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:laugh: I believe it’s called ‘falling with style’. It’s a rare skill that many of us try…usually because we’re not stupid enough to jump from 10-15 feet up…but hey! That make’s you unique!! :wink:

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Where are the chicks with superpowers like…

Sucking a Golf Ball through a Garden Hose?

And guys, am I the only one with the powers that allow you to see yourself infront of mirrors as a superstud capable of slaying any female heart??

DD
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[QUOTE=Devil Doll]
Where are the chicks with superpowers like…

Sucking a Golf Ball through a Garden Hose?

And guys, am I the only one with the powers that allow you to see yourself infront of mirrors as a superstud capable of slaying any female heart??

DD
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I could point you to them, but I think MB would take all my efd, all my rep, all my postcount, and then ban me from ef for the three next lifetimes, and probably the two last ones I had.

[QUOTE=Devil Doll]
Where are the chicks with superpowers like…

Sucking a Golf Ball through a Garden Hose?

DD
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oh silly us - we didn’t know u wanted THAT kind of priveledged information :handjob:

btw- i don’t think u want me devulging those attributes anyway darling :silly2:

[QUOTE=Devil Doll]
Where are the chicks with superpowers like…

Sucking a Golf Ball through a Garden Hose?

And guys, am I the only one with the powers that allow you to see yourself infront of mirrors as a superstud capable of slaying any female heart??

DD
:evilking:
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Yes,I am still waiting for the “can shoot ping pong balls with the”…you know :wink: