[QUOTE=Skam]
You like raekyâs ass better? 
[/QUOTE]
breaks into rap
Artist: Sir Mix-A-Lot
Song: Baby Got Back
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those rap guysâ girlfriends.
But, yâknow, who understands those rap guys? scoff
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. scoff
I canât believe itâs just so round, itâs like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
Sheâs just so ⌠black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers canât deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
âCause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans sheâs wearing
Iâm hooked and I canât stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get witâcha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-oâ-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
âCause you ainât that average groupy
Iâve seen them dancinâ
The hell with romancinâ
Sheâs sweat, wet,
Got it goinâ like a turbo âVette
Iâm tired of magazines
Sayinâ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like âem round, and big
And when Iâm throwinâ a gig
I just canât help myself, Iâm actinâ like an animal
Now hereâs my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ainât talkinâ bout Playboy
âCause silicone parts are made for toys
I want âem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lotâs in trouble
Begginâ for a piece of that bubble
So Iâm lookinâ at rock videos
Watchinâ these bimbos walkinâ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
Iâll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I wonât cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goinâ on
A lot of simps wonât like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And Iâd rather stay and play
'Cause Iâm long, and Iâm strong
And Iâm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah! Ladies! {Yeah
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ⌠when it comes to females, Cosmo ainât got nothinâ
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if sheâs 5â3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playinâ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ainât got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda donât want none
Unless youâve got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please donât lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that âhardâ role
And tell you that the butt ainât gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says youâre fat
Well I ainât down with that!
âCause your waste is small and your curves are kickinâ
And Iâm thinkinâ bout stickinâ
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ainât it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I canât resist her
Red beans and rice didnât miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!