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The reason why im not reading the other threads b4 posting is becuz I need help from a person talking to me…i just work better that way.
Anyway im very new to PE, and, I thought it would be smarter to get a little help b4 I start:
*I just created an avatar, and I hear u can gather sweat,how???
*where i can i buy weapons?
*Who should I talk to and where should I go RIGHT when i start?
*do I get PEDs right when I start?
*If not, how should I get PEDs?
*Where is EVERYTHING?
*Where can I find a map?
*and finally, why is bush still our president.
that’s about all my lazy brain can think of right now.When I think of anymore,or get confused when confronted with the game.
I thank and pray for any1 that helps me…
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ROFLMAO! Well I’ll give you kudos at least for being honest and saying your lazy, and I’ll even go you one further and do my lazy best to answer your questions.
*I just created an avatar, and I hear u can gather sweat,how???
Approach a mob, any mob and without any items equipped in your hands click on them with your left mouse button. Watch out though, some mobs consider this a hostile action and might (Will) tryt o stomp on your face or eat you.
*where i can i buy weapons?
From other players (Called traders) or at that Trade Terminals (Commonly referred to as TT) - I strongly suggest other players.
*Who should I talk to and where should I go RIGHT when i start?
Who should you talk to? Anyone that will willingly answer your questions in-game, if you’re lucky you might even find a Mentor that will help you. As for where to go, anywhere really..wander around and learn.
*do I get PEDs right when I start?
No, you have nothing but the worthless clothes on your back when you start.
*If not, how should I get PEDs?
Sweating, Fruit farming, or dung gathering..but is STRONGLY advised you deposit some real money into the game so your life is MUCH easier to start out.
*Where is EVERYTHING?
All over the place, Calypso is a HUGE world.
*Where can I find a map?
I’m this Forum has a map link somewhere, or you can Google for it. Wait! I forgot you’re lazy…here you go: [http://eudoria-geography.barrabas.org/index.php](Oracle of Zeja Maps) <–You can try this one to start but be wary it’s no longer updated so could be seriously out of date. I’m sure someone else will point you to an even better one..or if you get UNlazy you can find another one yourself.
*and finally, why is bush still our president.
Ah! Well this one is tricky. You see, it has to do with blue hairs, their inability to think clearly (or follow instructions and punch a fricking ballot ticket properly!!) and the fact that the governor of Florida is Dubbya’s brudder.
Oh yeah, one more thing.
This is your last freebie from me, get unlazy quick or you won’t last long in PE. Enjoy!
