Nakid Cow Fisting is back, baby!

[SIZE=6][COLOR=rgb(243, 121, 52)]WE KNOW WHAT YOU WERE FISTING IN OCTOBER …[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4][COLOR=rgb(65, 168, 95)]ARE YOU READYYYYYYY FOR A NEW ROUND ? [/SIZE]

This wild and legendary event is proudly presented by Church of Lootius.

We’re bringing you the craziest cow-fisting action Entropia has ever seen! Well, at least since last time … :lolup:

So grab those knuckles and get down to business :bowdown:- fisting cows ‘til the loot rains from the skies, and we’re all covered in Lootius’ golden blessings!

We won’t stop. We won’t surrender. Not until the last cow has been thoroughly fisted into submission :boxer:

Prepare for:
[ul]
[li]A glorious mess of bodies (yes, yours), blood (cow’s), and laughs (ours)![/li][li]Death? Oh, plenty of that. But don’t worry - it won’t break the bank![/li][li]Bonding? Oh yes, in the weirdest, most wonderful way possible.[/li][li]Winners? Aren’t we all …[/li][/ul]
Meet us at: Eos TP - [Calypso, 71410, 69463, 337, Waypoint] … and we’ll run west.

[SIZE=5][COLOR=rgb(243, 121, 52)]This Saturday, 9th of November at 20:00 in-game time[/SIZE]

… wearing nothing but your finest … undies!

That’s right - strip down to those skivvies and bring your best fists (TT fists or low-level knuckles only, max 15 dmg). Make sure you stock up, 'cause they wear out faster than you can say “moo!”

A little fapping is always welcome (healing, people, healing … get your mind out of the gutter).:smoke:

Teams of up to 8 players, shared loot (because in loot we trust), and all the cow-punching action you can handle!

[SIZE=5]Team names: ~ Church of Lootius Cow Fisting ~[/SIZE]

And of course, The Church - with Lootius by their side - will throw a blessing your way before the hunt!

So prepare yourselves, Lootians, because nothing says “let’s punch some cows” like a holy blessing to kick things off right!

Don’t be shy, now. Sign up for this wild and legendary event below (participant(ie)s will be be listed). You know you wanna!

Don’t miss out on the madness! If we’re lucky, we meet a tiny spider on the way … :devilish:

Video from our last event the 11th of October 2024:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LvfxnJuQA

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Awesome!

…and to the newer Calypsans who may have the wrong idea … put down the lotion, and back away from the keyboard :devilish:
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getting those fists ready for prime time!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wmMV6900IFAAAAAd/pouring-lotion-toilet-safety-obese-agent.gif

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latex snap put a layer in there, those fists can blister :wink:

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I can only say that the first run after so many years was fun.

If you want to miss out on this frenzy, you really need something awesome that you do instead.

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For Lootius’ Sake :duh::bomb:

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If many fisters show up, teams and spawn might be difficult.

Maybe it is possible for MA to add something like temporary shared loot Armax Cow Matriarch spawn?

@My|MindArk
@Ludvig|MindArk

?

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KS could be a problem.
I did not think of that before

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I want to :love: your post … but can’t lol

If we get too many, we split up and run in each our direction :wink:

Most important part is the team name … (Updated first post :smiley: )

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHcNGZ5OBI

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Art’s on board - excellent! He was BORN naked :wink:
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Of course, you’re in … you wouldn’t miss all this nakidness for the world, would you :dancing: :naughty:

Nope!

Cant promise for 100%!

I’l do my best tho!

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I know you will … :proof::lolup::girl:

Time to show off my smuggler undies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb1TDftmh6k

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Stuck on what to do this Friday night? :shots:

Why not get down and dirty with us? Join us tomorrow for some epic Nakid Cow Fisting!

It’s great fun, guaranteed laughs, and a chance to show those Armax who’s boss!

A Nun with a fist so divine,
Went cow-fisting after some wine.
With CoL in the fray,
The mobs couldn’t stay,
And those Armax were sore by design!

:boxer::bull::naughty:

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/TFDPuwqlQdwAAAAC/me-dance.gif

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https://media.tenor.com/X-Lh1OYyDCYAAAAM/boxing-box.gif

I’ve no boxing skills…

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…but maybe the trick here is not to get hit? :unsure:

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