:laugh: Well to think that as a n00b I didn’t have a pot to piss in!
Now the world is my toilet!! 
And the piss pot will no doubt appear in version 7.4 :tongue2:
I never - ever - thought, that I would end up living in the city, get involved in high tech career, get interested in online gaming, and spend hours playing an online game, where a feature of the game - is shoveling shit! Somehow I feel my life has come full circle. I don’t think I could never explain any of this to any of those country folk… :cowboy:
Mac tries to explain to his kinfolk…
..well you see, I play this online game…
A what? What do you mean play online?
…and the object is to shovel shit to make PED
Make what? Doing what? Hell we got a whole barn full of shit you can shovel, and you don’t have to pay to go online… now you just pick up shovel and go make yourself right at home, we’ll have some biscuits and gravy for ya later when you got them stalls mucked out…
…Mama, I’m worried about that boy! He’s been out to the city way too long! They got him payin’ to go online to pick up virtual shit. Lord have mercy , what in tarnation is this world coming too…
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“Hey Marco what’s coming up in the next release?”
Marco: …“Hell, we’ve got all kinds of shit going on!”… :cowboy:
Jokes aside, the land management should be really interesting!
[QUOTE=Machman]
“Hey Marco what’s coming up in the next release?”
Marco: …“Hell, we’ve got all kinds of shit going on!”… :cowboy:
Jokes aside, the land management should be really interesting!
[/QUOTE]
LMFAO! :laugh: you guys are too funny 
Make way for the OJ Shit Scoopin’ Crew ™! This is too funny :laugh:
On the flipside, I’m glad MindArk is going more for the new players but this hysterical!
Will make things a little more interesting for us miners aswell. Hell we might even be able to turn a profit like in the 250% days of nexus 
COOL… wonder how long time until Atroxpoo is found on one of the worst websites that ever existed.
DO NOOOOOOOOT CLICK HERE IF IT’S TIME TO EAT!!!
(edit by mindbuster: inappropriate link)
DO NOOOOOOOOT CLICK HERE IF IT’S TIME TO EAT!!!
:loco:
/Me getting a lot of rep’ now I guess ;)))
DAMMIT,I gotta make a new character to have “poop-scooper” as a prostand. Current is to skilled :rolleyes:
Question: Does anyone know if MA intends to allow us to purchase land to accomplish this, or is this part of the landgrab deal?
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt.”
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and
because her kids were living
With them she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!
maybe some of the fruits are laxatives and you will need to feed them to mobs to get them to poop.
don’t feed them too much though, or you may just get some runny, squishy poo that is not worth as much to shit traders.
wait and see …
Anyway it sounds funny. To bad that I cannot participate, cuz I am not a member of a land owning soc.