Corrupt a Wish

Non Entropia Related Off topic
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Hah. This is one of my favorite forums games, and it’s called Corrupt a Wish.

Here’s how you play. WHEE!

First, you make a wish. Simple eh? Yeah. It is. 8D So, then someone comes and posts. They MUST grant your wish. The twist? They must do it wrong. Here’s an example:

Joe: I wish I had a cookie!

Bob: Wish granted. But it’s sugar-free! I wish I had a million dollars.

Joe: Wish granted. But you must use it all to pay taxes. >3 I wish I didn’t have to go to school tomorrow.

And so on and so forth. BE SILLY. It makes it more fun..and like…yeah. 8D

I shall start:

I wish that I had a 6-figure ATH.

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… you just found a 6-figure pile of dung found on the ground.

I wish I can fart right now :eyecrazy:

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It goes the wrong way and you make a real disgusting burp.

I wish I could teleport into a bank, get some money and then teleport back out.

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But you run out of ME and the cops get you.

I wish I could go home from work

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You go home from work but once you get there you realize a water pipe broke and all your house is flooded.

I wish I could type faster with my pinky finger.

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You get trapped inside a timeloop and have to work forever and ever.

I’m so hungry, I wish I could eat something

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You eat a burrito, but the meat was not good so you get an awful diarrhea and you sleep on the toilet all night long.

I wish someone would call me right now.

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The phone rings!, but someone dialed the wrong number and hangs up while you’re still talking…

I wish I was Superman…

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You become Superman, but instead of kryptonite, your weakness is oxygen.

I wish I had a Mod Merc.

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You kill a mod merc looting mob- you see a pistol in the loot- its only an EWE 10 - Self Defence.

I wish MA would treat everyone fairly!

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MA does for a while but the costs are too high so they need to close down EU.
I wish I found a claim with mammoth size.

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You go on a mining trip and right in the middle of it, you find a mammoth claim of lyst, but due to some bug in MA code it’s not recognized as a tower and you can only extract it with tt finder. :eyecrazy:

I wish I had no bellybutton.

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Your bellybutton disappears and then Men In Black show up looking for runaway clones.

I wish I had no missed shots.

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you no longer have missed shots… they are now failed

Wish i had an endless supply of cash.

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But so do everyone else so your cash is worth nothing :yay:

I wish my rented apartment contract wont expire 31st of January 2012 which makes me homeless :frowning:

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I doesn’t expire! But February 1st 2012 is the end of the world, and everything explodes (including your apartment)

I wish February 1st 2012 wasn’t the end of the world.

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No it isn’t it is on the 23th of December 2012 but as the day passes by, we will all wake up the 24th realizing nothing happened
I wish Hermes armor was UL:girl:

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Wish granted. In the same wave of adjusting, MA also decides Hermes should now have the same stats as Settler.

I wish my TT return remained positive.

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Wish granted however your ped card balance becomes negative.

I wish i could see which mobs had big loots waiting to be claimed

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Wish Granted! You see all the loots carried by each mob! As you fire your last shot into the Uber ATH laden beast… It falls into unlootable/ cannot interact status every time
I wish that what skills and attributes actually do for us finally made clear to us so we understand why we pursue those wonderful green lines…