You know you are addicted to PE when:
You ask the man at the greengrocer for a pound of papplons.
You’re wondering why the T-Rex in ‘Jurassic Park’ has only 2 arms.
You want to flee from that annoying neighbour, and you can’t activate your Lesser Teleport Chip.
You hear an elephant at the zoo and jump aside to avoid being spat on with acid.
You’re playing paintball with some friends and wonder why they’re not showing up as yellow dots.
You don’t really worry about that bus speeding your way, because you’ll revive at PA anyway.
You think it’s enough to feed your dog one Nutrio bar a week.
You think it’s alright to whip your dog to make it listen.
You just KNOW every sexy woman you meet is really a guy.
You think it’s alright to lie down in a busy square.
You ask the guy you’re playing squash with if he’s doing anything with his sweat.
You’re getting arrested for walking around with a Samurai sword.
You think you can run the New York marathon because you run from Fort Zeus to Fort Troy every day.
You don’t want to graduate because someone ELSE will get the present.
You get caught trying to force a CCD into your brain because you think it will make you see sharper.
You think you can cook by tossing the raw ingredients into a blender and repeatedly pressing the ‘On’ button.
You’re buying a shirt, the salesgirl tells you the price and you ask: ‘But how much is that in PED?’
You sue eBay because they charge you more than 1 PED.
You decide to think of symptoms PE addiction and write them down!
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