To: Major Ushakov
From: 420th Regiment (Wasted), Warrant Officer II Flynn.
Re: Robot Invasion
We’ve analyzed the attacking robots and have found that they are not carrying the proper caliber of ammunition to do any sort of structural damage to any of the facilities on Calypso. After capturing one of the lower-level drones and hacking its CPU & memory systems, we’ve learned that they are all running the Orthos release of their internal operating system from over a decade ago without the patch that fixed the primary target bug.
Therefore, we cannot use our precious ammo supplies on cleaning up what amounts to a minor nuisance.
If you’d like assistance in this janitorial endeavor, please send sufficient ammo and supplies.
Thank you.
Warmest regards,
Warrant Officer II Flynn.
P.S.: If you have any beer, please send some. Calypso has been without any since we’ve arrived here and it’s starting to have adverse effects on the morale of the population. Thanks again!
This is what the Planet Calypso news said on 19th of April:
“Harvester robots have reappeared in some of the areas they dominated a year prior. These robots are at the forefront of a larger scheme to exploit Calypso’s resources, marking an unprecedented level of intrusion on the planet”.
Doesn’t really add up to what we are currently seeing.
Maybe there will be more/several phases to the TWEN finale? Who knows. During FEN, an end-date and end-time was specified, and people with left-over tokens were able to purchase (L) items and pills.
How long is this crap, oh I mean last fight, supposed to last? It’s so funny when you come on and are immediately flattened even before you’ve orientated yourself in twin peaks. what fun that you have a cost without getting anything out of it. i think MA lying on the floor laughing and enjoying what’s happening.