Ok, we’ve all been young. Did you ever do anything noone told you not to do? Some of my things was:
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[li] Play with matches and gasoline, and almost burning down my neighbours house. Mom got pretty pissed.[/li][li] Put a metal rod in the road, just to watch the sparks fly. Mom got pissed.[/li][li] Tested the resistance in my rubber shoes against the door on my neighbours car. Mom got pissed when the bill came.[/li][li] Locking my head to a playground-thingy with a bicycle lock, then having one of the other kids kidnap the key, and then lose it in the sewer. Mom got pissed and looked even more pissed with the saw.[/li][li] Climbing on the roof when it was snowing.[/li][li] Jumping out of a second story window after disabling the kid-protection on the window. (I was about 8 months old, and did get a scratch, my mom though broke her ancle in panic, running down the stairs)[/li][/ul]
This are not in chronological order, and I do not feel responible for any of it, as I was a VERY stupid kid in my young days (now I’m just stupid)
[li] Locking my head to a playground-thingy with a bicycle lock, then having one of the other kids kidnap the key, and then lose it in the sewer. Mom got pissed and looked even more pissed with the saw.[/li]
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[SIZE=1]LOL :laugh:
hmm, i gotta think… stuck a paperclip in an electrical outlet (bad idea [REALLY???])[/SIZE]
I fed my next door neighbour’s dogs chilli flakes in chilli oil when I was 6…
I set fire to the kitchen while making toast when I was 8
I set fire to the kitchen while making toast when I was 13
I sat my brand new mobo on an acrylic carpet when I was 20
I did my first car oil change in a funeral director’s private car park when I was 20 (it went horribly wrong)
I topped, tailed and gutted a fish in front of my little sister when I was 23
Me and one of my brothers went into a huge building in downtown Portland (about 50 floors high) and tried to get on the roof, we went into the stairwell only to find the roof door was locked. So we went to exit.. and all the doors locked when closing them. We had to walk all the way to the bottom to get out. :rolleyes:
Other than that not much else except being a pyro.
You know the usual male stuff… make bombs, set shit on fire, make bombs that set shit on fire.
Buy the biggest fireworks you can find, modify legal fireworks to make not-so-legal explosions, and burn yourself in the process… I still do all that stuff though. :dunce:
I have always had a thing with cars and motorised transportation
4 years old Totaled my grandfathers plymouth which wasn’t really bad enough so I did it by rolling it into the neighbors brand new Lincon :eek: I still havn’t lived that one down :laugh:
Otherwise small stuff driving my go-cart on the street and public parking lots
Taking my dads car out for a joy ride without being old enough to drive (oh and doing the same thing with his police car :rolleyes: )
I dont remember much of my childhood… but I dont think I totally boring though.
Only things that comes into my mind was cooking one candy in microwave oven… After some seconds a lightning struck the candy and it started to smoke. I stopped micro immediately and got it out. The stench of it almost killed. :laugh:
After that I have mostly tried things that no one told not to do but some weirdos suggest to try :silly2:
But I got hurt by STUPID things. Like wandering barefeet at the beach and stepping on a fishcrook. Throwing myself at the couch, flying to far, hitting my head on the flowerpot.
Oh and the classic:
Falling out of a wheelchair in a downhill marble road.. :laugh:
I got: left arm broken 3 times, left and right foot both broken twice, a total of 11 bones in the foots, my leg, 3 ribbs, 5 toes and 4 fingers. And i don´t even play hockey
(it went horribly wrong)
So we went to exit.. and all the doors locked when closing them. We had to walk all the way to the bottom to get out. :rolleyes: