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Sooo, what to write here then.
Well. My Gnasher is leaving tomorrow. Heāll be gone for 3 weeks. Three lonely looong weeks. How on earth am I going to survive?
Heās going to civic duty since he never was in the millitary.
He was gone exactly three weeks about same time last year aswell. For another reason tho!
Maybe heās lying? :eek:
Maybe what heās REALLY doing is jumping around in a pink, cuddly bunnysuit, drinking beer in Disney World? 
I can imagineā¦ Thats what I would do anyhow!
I think maybe a UFO landed in our garden today. We lost internet and one of our tv-channels, and we recived no smsās or phonecalls during that time! (well thats not really out of the ordinaryā¦) :eek: Maybe Im really [sign] brain washed [/sign] and Im really pregnant with a alien baby! Maybe thats why I keep smelling reindeer-meat even tho nobody in this house have cooked it O_o
Dont judge me, I allready have it confirmed that Im crazy.
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Im glad people are reading my die-ary
Thank you alot Fiona for giving me this link: http://users.pandora.be/roeges/Bunny%20Suicides.htm
You certainly cought my sense of humor there :laugh: That was great! All honor to you!
Eeeek just a few more hours now and my Gnashie is gone for 3 weeks!
Im missing him allready (before he have even gone out!)
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Im thinking, MAN how am I gonna survive? Ill live of pizza and noodles I guess. I have this belt that sometimes lock up so I cant open it. I must remind myself not to use it while heās gone. When it locks, I dont manage to get it up myself but he does.
Or heās gonna find me at home with wet pants, stinking and a horrid rash when he comes home I guess :laugh: Better hope I remember not to use that belt..
After seeing the pictures of Essiās dress I really, really want one too.
I wonder if Im cute enuff MA will make āSkam Bunnyearsā. I guess not, but you can hope :silly2:
I gotta start beeing smart like Essi. I suppose just beeing fluffy isnt enough to get a clothingpiece named after you!
..
So the pope died yesterday. Well really Im not affected by it at all. I just came to think about it now since the TVās on and some bishop is babbelin in latin. I dont get WHY they are sending it. How many norwegains know latin? It isnt textedā¦ I wonder if it is anyone who acctually sits down to see this. Not because they dont have anything else to doā¦ but ālets hurry home!ā
I guess its far from my understanding as I dont belive.
And now Im taking myself in thinking: What will today bring? Prolly nothing but boredom and sadness. Forgive me if Im grumpy on this day.
I hate beeing alone.
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Yay South Park meeee 
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As Essi was a bit sleepy I got to borrow her dress.
Looks good, no?
So the bomb dropped today. 25000 peds with a 19000 ped tt item in it. Im completely blown away. I love these types of happenings!
Im kind of sick of the whining that āboo a uber got it, like he didnt have gear from beforeā, āboo I didnt get itā, āboo this means Ill get worse lootsā and so on. Im so sick of it.
I think most people thats been here over a year NEEDS these kind of events. I doubt Im the only active 1 year + that grows tired of PE in the times where nothing is happening. Lately alot have happened. Apartments, Eomon even and the Roman ram event now. I gotta applaude MA for this, I find it great! Now Im again looking forward to beeing in PE, not just doing it of boredom from nothing else to do.
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another pic of me in Essi-dress.
Thanks alot Essi
Was at the doctorās today for a routine-check. He confirmed that I looked extra fluffy today and applauded my choice of shampoo. My limbs are also reconvering from all the jumping I had to do while handing out those eastereggs. Phew that was hard!
I felt like a old,old bunny today when I sat down and ate dinner at 2 pm. And now its 5 pm and Im going to bed. Well, this bunny didnt sleep last night. Missed mr. big n fluffy too much.
And still heās just been gone 2 days of 3 weeks. Ill prolly look quite shabby when he gets home.
Today I ate alot of candy. That was yummy.
Now Im going to sleep a little and dream wonderful, fluffy dreams about happy pogoing in the sun!
Today I was happy. For a while. Then I was red.
No it was not my period.
Ill explain. Well:
Ive been more social today then Ive been the whole last month.
I got picked up at 16:00 at my place, and then we drove to the city, me and a hellofalot of friends. So we went looking in shops a little, and mostly just drinking coffee at cafĆØs. This made me happy, beeing with my friends again. Most of them live away from me. Two of them was just visiting town and two had just recently moved back to the city So bunny very happy yayy
I got home about 21:00. Thats alot of hours out. To be me. seriously, I almost never put a foot outside the house unless I have to or is drunk. :silly2:
Well I noticed, when I got home, that I had taken the sweater on the wrong way. I blushed a little. its a v-neck so Im sure the others have noticed. And they didnt tell me? 
Pooey..
Well since I was so social today I didnt have too much of a real life (meaning PE) today.
I shot a few biffs just to waste some ammo. And thats just what I did. lost 30 peds. O well. Ill get a uber soon. I can feel it! My bunnyears also works as radiotransender and I seem to be getting in the MA-radio. I overheard Marco saying Skam should get bunnyears in her loot soon.. and they are supposed to give a forcefield allowing me to only take 1 dmg from any mob
Thats what you get for beeing fluffy, mmkay?
Shadow-Ale have discovered my hobby:
skam, starring in the new hong kong movie - āRevenge of the fury pawā
hehehe
Skam, making the bedut in āThe fast and the furriestā
Tomorrow Im leaving to go to my moms place. Im not very good at beeing alone, so while Gnash is gone I figured thats the best..
This means I wont be in PE for about 2 weeks..
Im not in a very good mood right now. The carrots I ate must have been some bad ones.
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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Deli[/SIZE][SIZE=1]rium [/SIZE] came and visited me [SIZE=7][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]today[/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/FONT]
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Well well weeellā¦
Today I have beenā¦ hmmā¦ the usual pogoing. I was in for about 15 minutes and got spammed alot and lagged like crazy!
General facts about Skam:
Name: Silicon Skam Chip
Why: āSilicon Chipā from a Tori Amos Song. āSkamā means Shame in norwegian. And swedish. And Danish. It is also a socalled āsecondaryā emotions, wich scientists belive only humans can feel. Im ashamed for everything, and nothing.
Occupation:I only work once a year. But its a very secret job so you mustnt tell anyone.. ā¦[SIZE=1]I am the easterbunnyā¦[/SIZE]
Looks: Very fluffy. Pink, green or purple, depending on mood and/or weather. Long ears that I keep tripping in. Not very welltrained ear-muscles to hold them up with.
Realm: Delerium/Dream
Cares for: Gnasher, Mr.Fluffkins (atrox pet that keeps showing up at rig) Fluffytoycollection, family, friends and cute little noobs that doesnt nag.
Dislikes: Nagging, confronting problems, unfluffiness, KSāing and sCamming!
Secret: Sleeps with the light on.
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[CENTER]Try the new and wonderful
-^SKAM MAXIFLUFF SHAMPOO^-
Because youāre worth it
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Fluffer?
Skam says:
you a fluffer
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
yea, a fluffer duffer
Skam says:
Hoho! Your a fluffer?
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
ā¦
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
I confess
Skam says:
ewwww
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
donāt fluff meā¦
Skam says:
FLUFFER!
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
guilty
Skam says:
ā¦you know what a fluffer is?
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
ā¦ not really, no
Skam says:
hihihihi
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
lol
Skam says:
Fluffer: (noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.
Skam says:
hihihi
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
ā¦
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
oups
Skam says:
lol
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
just out of curiosity, did you by any chance log this?
Skam says:
no, but I cooy-pasted it
Skam says:
copy*
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
damnā¦
Noz - Gothenburgā¦ Here I come!!! gimme a minute bitch and Nozāll be back in the rap game! right, handāme that mic says:
slits his wrist
[SIZE=4]Dear die-ary. Today I killed Nozzy.[/SIZE]
http://www.savetoby.com/recipes/6.php ā Looks rather delicious
rofl
hell,iād even pay to eat it
<Skam|Fluff> burps
haha
<Skam|Fluff> O_O
<Skam|Fluff> DONT EAT BUNNY!.. cries
I think its just a scam anyway
I doubt he will eat THE bunny
<Skam|Fluff> I now realize my burp was a little badly timed.
just some he bought in a shop
nah,perfect timing skam
<Skam|Fluff> hehe
<Skam|Fluff> I didnt see that site until after I burped
<Skam|Fluff> just so thats said
lol
- Skam|Fluff is now known as Skam
X)
i think that was funny Skam
>_<
never skam..I will use photoshop and make it seem like you want to eat bunnies
hehe
just gotta edit this..and thatā¦aaah
evil knuckles
[B]Save Toby! [/B] Bunnies aint food! Whale is!
Hmh, I had a weird dream last night!
I dreamt that someone ripped off my bunnyears
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And where they used to be it was suddely two large bald spots. It looked really dorky, so I shaved away almost all my hair, leaving me with nothing more then a mohawk.
It meansā¦uh..hmā¦
well, there are elements of my Bunnyness and Gnasher in thereā¦ So I guess..
uhmnā¦
[SIZE=3]I[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]have[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]no[/SIZE] [SIZE=6]clue![/SIZE]
Ok. [SIZE=5]Well. [/SIZE]
First I have to kill a myth about the easterbunny (me).
Dont ask me for giving you the kind of candy you want and so on for easter. Thats not my job. Im not NICE!
See, what I do is hide your egg. The easter-chickens come and poop them out on your doormat at night, I stalk then, take your egg and hide it.
But be nice. Or Ill hide your egg EXTRA good next year! :silly2:
Well today Im gonna go to our cottage. We have my 3 year old cousin with us, that might beā¦horrible.
Im not very good with kids, and they always wanna hug me and pull my ears!
[CENTER][SIZE=3]News in Skamworld today:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]Childish Discussion on EF[/SIZE][/CENTER]
I am sickened of peopleās disgusting habit on bringing in irl matters in to discussion or even at all when its not relevant whatsoever.
The year is 2005, and seem to be further into the future in calypso but still inhabitants judge from looks, sexuality and irl matters. Why? I have no really undrstading of this, but seems to me that the fear for what you know not still lives in the back of a few calypsian minds.
Today, there was a argument here at EF, a argument that after short time evolved to flaming and showing the worst of sides in oneself, in heated battle of āWho is to blame?ā. There were a few cool minds, and I tried to be one of them but if I succeeded or not I suppose is in the eye of the beholder.
Tomorrow will show if any of the involved will be cast out from EF, for theyāre fates to find another home. We shall wait and see. I trust MB knows whats best.
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Disturbing Film[/SIZE][/CENTER]
As I am alone in the house with my little sister (11 years old, soon 12) we went to rent a video. We went out with a small amount of candy and āThe Grudgeā The film disappointed me, it was only one sequence I liked and that was even somewhat not fitting into the rest of the story.
A lady got followed home by one of these spookey inhabitants of her motherās house. he followed her to work and home. The whole point of the film was that the creatures belonged to the place, to the house where it had been done wrong-doings.
My lil sister seem to have gotten the best of it tho, as she did not dare to shower with the door closed, but would rather like to see the apartment and me in it.
[CENTER][SIZE=2]Do you not dream child?[/SIZE][/CENTER]
Yes I do. I have many a weird dreams every night.
Last night I had a dream that me and Gnasher went to Bali. We did some scoobadiving, then we went home to out cottage in Norway. Gnash had to leave. I stayed there at the cottage with my family.
I dreamt that I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the toilet. There was a wolf outside the window on the bathroom. It scared me. When I got out of the bathroom there was a bear on the top of the roof. My stepdad went out to shoot it, but instead he started polishing the snowscooterā¦the beer jumped down at the scooter, causing it to start the motor. I was now outside trying to photograph the beer. The scooter drove toawrds me, and the beer was running after it. I jumped on the scooter and drove.
I sleep approc 2-3 hours each night. Stupid Insomnia..
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Gnasher soon home! Friday! Not so long..
Im going to hospital (in TromsĆøā¦ going with plane there) tomorrow, just to do a MR-scan on my feets. Im then going to shop a little
Tomorrow my loved one will be home. Soon just half a day. I can hardly wait!
Im back in Alta now, kinda good Even better seeing whats coming.
I can tell you a lil āsecretā about me. I have far too much guilt. If I pick up a teddybear in the store I feel really guilty if I have to put it back down and walk out of the store without it with me. I feel like things have a personality. Like if Im throwing something away that Ive have gotten in a gift or have done something for me.. Like a pair of shoes that Ive grown out of. I cant throw them away because I would feel guilty almost. I need a retirementplan for all my stuff to give them the future they deserve lol.
Im always ashamed. Skam = Shame, and thats one of many reasons I chose that nick.
Well anywayā¦
I think Im gonna get some sleep, but I suppose the butterflies in my belly will keep me awake Until next time, good night 
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