Silly Noobs Thread

I wanna see lots of screenies and stories about silly noobs, methods of begging and rude noobs. I know you all have one.

Got the idea for this thread when this just happened to me.
“Vash” stood in the octagon in Zeus, wearing pixie and holding a axe. He challenged me to the octagon, so I ran in, got ammo, ran out and into ring and killed him.

This is the screenies of the conversation after:
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/5/8/Vash_thumb.jpg[size=1][br]Click to enlarge[/br][/size]
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/5/8/Vash2_thumb.jpg[size=1][br]Click to enlarge[/br][/size]

Kinda fun how he called me a “dickhead”. I dont think Ive been called that before :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Skam]
I wanna see lots of screenies and stories about silly noobs, methods of begging and rude noobs. I know you all have one.

Got the idea for this thread when this just happened to me.
“Vash” stood in the octagon in Zeus, wearing pixie and holding a axe. He challenged me to the octagon, so I ran in, got ammo, ran out and into ring and killed him.

This is the screenies of the conversation after:
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/5/8/Vash_thumb.jpg[size=1][br]Click to enlarge[/br][/size]
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/5/8/Vash2_thumb.jpg[size=1][br]Click to enlarge[/br][/size]

Kinda fun how he called me a “dickhead”. I dont think Ive been called that before :smiley:
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Dickhead.

LOL.. just thought i would be the first to call you that on EF! i wanna be unique!!

lol!

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Also, i just wanted to say, as much as noobs are noobs, and i had a horrible experience. They are redemable. Here is a link to my last experience. They are gettin better.

https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2000

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Nice Thread skam. :slight_smile:
Hope that he didnt hurt your feelings. :wink:

O.o
now im glad i said sorry about the thing on IRC… i dont want to be posted here with that stuff :smiley: (tho at that time i was not sure what the word ment
Skam > :trout: < me

That kid has a bright future … :rolleyes:

I don’t run into any funny, silly newbs.. just rude ones and beggers. Lucky me! :laugh:

If I was you I would kill him over and over just because he said that.To bad it wasnt on amethera though :rolleyes:

If anyone posts a pic of me in twin holding a paint gun and telling people it was a railgun - it was meant as a joke :wink:

ill post some chatlogs later today whe i get home from work at 15:00

(at work now)

[QUOTE=wanda]
If anyone posts a pic of me in twin holding a paint gun and telling people it was a railgun - it was meant as a joke :wink:
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:rofl: your a funny noob :hug:

Terra I cant wait :smiley: I love silly noobs. Kinda :silly2:

The thing about noobs is that they do get worse repuataion than they should sometimes, as when they are being “good” and sweating tradeing ir deposting to get money we dont know or care about it but when they start to begg it anoys us there for we can sometimes end up with the impression that there are more beggers than there actuly is. But this noob is a typical noob who thinks he’s a vet

Nice thread idea. Too bad that this will never happen with or to me because I am a polite noob and i will never ude rude words ingame.

[QUOTE=Michyblueyes]
The thing about noobs is that they do get worse repuataion than they should sometimes, as when they are being “good” and sweating tradeing ir deposting to get money we dont know or care about it but when they start to begg it anoys us there for we can sometimes end up with the impression that there are more beggers than there actuly is. But this noob is a typical noob who thinks he’s a vet
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I dont mean to mock the hard working noobs, those I have respect for. BUT! How ever hard a task may be I would never have lowered myself to BEG for anything. Most of all because when you know the hard work you do, others might have earned their peds the very same way, and then they expect people to GIVE those hardworked peds to them?
And if they have deposited the money still have to come from somewhere, usually work.
And yes I started before I was 18 and had a VISA so I know how it is not having a creditcard ingame. :wink:
I prefer to reward those that dont ask for anything.

It would be different if it was irl and someone poor was begging. I would maybe give him a few dollars, or give him food and coffee. But I honestly cant feel sorry for someone who have internetaccess and play PE and beg :rolleyes:

But lets not get into that discussion :wink: This is supposed to be a fun thread.

:laugh: nice post skammy… funny funny shit. You’re too good… I can tell you right away when some1 calls me something in game I give it right back to them :smiley: In any event… really funny.
I always try to stay away from most newbs so I don’t have any screenies… if I get some, I’ll post them! :girl:

one of the most famous ones, happened while i was in echidna ffs and i usually NEVER go there since its pvp 3

[Accepted chat session]

Noob: Hi
Me: Hello there
Noob: you haf some ammo for me?
Me: no, why should i give you free ammo?
Noob: because i lost all my ped on a teamhunt with a frined
Me: had a bad day? why didnt you solve it with your friend then?
Noob: we went to the red zone close to her, now i hav no items!
Me: LOL, did you get shot?
Noob: plz i ned some ammo
Me: you’re pretty persistent
Noob: normal its not problem, but i need peds now
Noob: you have free stuff
Me: i cant go around giving free things to everyone who asks for it
im not some kind of charityinstance
Noob: but you are rich
Noob: moms calling g2g…
Me: sigh

[End of chat session]

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Oooooh nice thread skammy! i have some nice ones from over the years i will have to post ;p

Heya, yea nice topic:) I ll find some of picks and post it
btw, not only noobs doing same thing, as u show on screens Skam, many of good players telling same things when they die :frowning: but who cares :smiley:

https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/1/1/6/PE0010.jpg

Saw this in the album one day and almost snotted in my cheerios. Hilarious.

[QUOTE=Rain Man]
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/1/1/6/PE0010.jpg

Saw this in the album one day and almost snotted in my cheerios. Hilarious.
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What, you dont have the rare brain implant? pfft… noob.

:smiley:

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I once saw two guys with a dog begging outside a bakers shop one morning - I went in the shop and bought a huge, still warm pie. I went outside and gave it to their dog - I got lots of threats and abuse for it, but the dog was happy :girl:

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