Rich newbies ?

Following is a log of a chat between a newbie and his mentor … Its about a year old and its totally verified. Everything is kept in the original for except of the names being changed to Mentor and Newbie to maintain the subject`s annonymousity (cause he has grown into a quite estabilished player) .

Chat Accepted
Mentor: hi
Newbie: hello
Mentor:
Mentor: what do you need mentor for?
Newbie: can you be my mentor?
Newbie: cuz am a newbie
Mentor: i can
Mentor: but i cant sponsor you
Newbie: what can i do in this game?
Mentor: you need money to start
Newbie: where can i get something that is not orange?
Mentor: and then you can do lot of things
Newbie: i have some money
Mentor: you can buy some clothes in auction
Newbie: what is the auction?
Newbie: can you lead me there?
Mentor: place where ppl put their things to sell
Newbie: nice
Newbie: where is such one?
Mentor: do you have any teleports
Mentor: ?
Newbie: no i didnt buy any
Newbie: just this gun
Newbie: someone told me its the best gun to start with
Mentor: you cant buy them :smiley:
Mentor: you muust collect them
Newbie: they are lying on the ground?
Newbie: isnt that like tos teal them?
Mentor: hmmm how much peds you have if i can ask…
Newbie: i dont want to be called a thief
Newbie: enaugh
Newbie: 2000 ped
Mentor: you have already mentor …
Newbie: no i dont
Newbie: i just hunted a little
Newbie: and now people cant add me anymore
Newbie: but how do u make money
Mentor: oh thats the problem
Newbie: those animals give you some cents
Newbie: but its less than the ammo
Mentor: you can get hof
Newbie: hof?
Mentor: its a big value of items and peds
Mentor: press F
Newbie: where can i get one?
Newbie: hmm nice
Newbie: i want such one
Mentor: you need to hunt a lot and prey to get one :smiley:
Newbie: pray?
Newbie: hmm
Mentor: yes
Newbie: the guy that sold me this gun told me its a good one that i should not lose too much money with it
Mentor: its like roulette
Mentor: kangoo?
Newbie: what?
Newbie: kangoroo?
Newbie: where can i kill one?
Mentor: no i mean name of gun :wink:
Newbie: hmm
Newbie: how do i find out?
Newbie: its all black with a blue wire on the side
Mentor: press key F1-F11
Mentor: and then I
Mentor: right click on the gun
Newbie: what now?
Newbie: This is custom-made weapon, based on an original model.
Mentor: whats its name?
Newbie: sollomate outbacko
Mentor: ok
Mentor: i can be your mentor
Mentor: but you will have to make new avatar
Newbie: hmm nice there is a lot of stuff in my inventory
Mentor: becouse some of your skills are too high to have mentor
Newbie: i bought this avatar on ebay
Newbie: it was quite expensive
Mentor: oh i see
Mentor: tell me your skills
Newbie: what?
Mentor: press K
Newbie: nice
Newbie: a lot of numbers
Mentor: and write me down lvl’s
Newbie: there is a lot of them
Mentor: highers
Newbie: which ones?
Mentor: highers
Newbie: 4300 in laser weapon technology
Newbie: 3000 aim
Newbie: 2600 rifle
Newbie: 2400 handgun
Mentor: sweet :smiley:
Newbie: thats good?
Mentor: you are very skilled
Newbie: but there are low numbers in attributes
Mentor: more then i am
Mentor: usual
Newbie: the best one is agility and its just 107
Mentor: so you must buy better gun
Newbie: i found a lot of stuff in my inventory
Mentor: its good
Newbie: how do i equip it?
Mentor: lemme see
Mentor:
Mentor:
Newbie: there is a lot more but i dont want to move it all
Mentor: oki you have mk2 gun
Newbie: which one?
Mentor: and amp’s
Mentor: gray one
Newbie: hmm let me see3
Newbie: there is 2 gray guns
Newbie: 2 are just a-3 justifier mk2
Mentor: right click
Newbie: and the last one looks same but has heigher stats
Newbie: and its called almost the same
Mentor: ok press B and equip one
Newbie: its somehow improved or something
Mentor: you can see it’s stats
Newbie: nice
Newbie: this one is much better than the normal one
Newbie: ill use this one
Newbie: mam is calling i have to go
Newbie: i will come back later
Chat Session Terminated.

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ROFLMAO!
Did that guy have an impmk2 in his inventory?
OMG, I so wanna know who it is! Hahaha. :laugh:

Mentor was noober than the disciple.
Not a common case. :smiley:

yeah it was imp mk2 … and the mentor was a good friend of mine … that is straight from his friendchat or however the file is called … but am sorry i ought not to tell the names to anyone …

Has mentoring really been around for a year?? Whoa, dont time fly when your having VU :laugh:

lol, that rules!!

DD
:evilking:

ROFL-
Imagine some1 spending any sum of money on Ebay and not having a single freaking clue as to what they are purchasing.
:laugh:

I had a disciple of mine that i had only had for about 2 hours, start yelling at me over the chat telling me that i had to give a ton of things to him because i was not helping him out to gain peds, at that point i just dropped him :stuck_out_tongue:

he bought a avatar and wasnt aware of the treasure in his inventory? :eek:

Good thing you got to him before someone scammed him for it..

oh my…god

[QUOTE=Skam]
he bought a avatar and wasnt aware of the treasure in his inventory? :eek:

Good thing you got to him before someone scammed him for it..
[/QUOTE]

LOL yea no shit Skam
nice one Dirk

:eek:
It wasn’t me!

[QUOTE=BI4dE]
Newbie: 2 are just a-3 justifier mk2
Mentor: right click
Newbie: and the last one looks same but has heigher stats
Newbie: and its called almost the same
Mentor: ok press B and equip one
Newbie: its somehow improved or something
Mentor: you can see it’s stats
Newbie: nice
Newbie: this one is much better than the normal one
Newbie: ill use this one
Newbie: mam is calling i have to go
Newbie: i will come back later
[/QUOTE]

:duh: OMFG !!This is just …no words for this !! How the heck can you buy something , pay big time money and not know what it’s worth ???
I can understand rich player coming in , buying the best gear, wanting to become uber from first day, but paying for something without knowing it’s value??
Besides beeing rich he’s one lucky bastard lol

Hmm pretty sure that guy was pretending…

You can tell easily by some of the wording he uses

Newbie: hmm let me see3
Newbie: there is 2 gray guns
Newbie: 2 are just a-3 justifier mk2
Mentor: right click
Newbie: and the last one looks same but has heigher stats
Newbie: and its called almost the same
Mentor: ok press B and equip one
Newbie: its somehow improved or something
Mentor: you can see it’s stats
Newbie: nice
Newbie: this one is much better than the normal one
Newbie: ill use this one
Newbie: mam is calling i have to go
Newbie: i will come back later
Chat Session Terminated.

Keep reading that carefully, maybe it’s just me but i CAN tell.

jeez an avatar like that should cost like $10k…am I close?

how can u spend that much on ANYTHING and not know what it is???

*needs to have a lie down

note: he mentions his “mam” is calling, wich means hes a kid, still living with his parents, how can he possibly have so much ped to buy the avatar? so theres either a few possibilities, hacking accounts, using stolen cc numbers, or using mom n dads cc without em knowing it, or just plain faking it

[QUOTE=Terra]
note: he mentions his “mam” is calling, wich means hes a kid, still living with his parents, how can he possibly have so much ped to buy the avatar? so theres either a few possibilities, hacking accounts, using stolen cc numbers, or using mom n dads cc without em knowing it, or just plain faking it
[/QUOTE]

or- he’s really 30 irl and still lives at home with mom and dad and therefore can afford the “little luxuries” of depositing large sums into game :wink:

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or a rich kid :smiley:

DD
:evilking:

uuhmm..?? :confused:
lol… :laugh:

lol :eek: proably just pretending to be a noob.. or atleast I hope he did :laugh:

ROFL…
funniest thing i have read so far LOL

nubs cant stop to amaze me :laugh: