Real life hof

Just came back from our trip to denmark now, and it was awesome.

Playing the slots, we was hoping for a little hof. After 10 minutes, we gave up on that machine. Then comes this uba n00b 7 year old, put in a coin, and wins 500kr ($76)!! Forgot to screenshoot it, I mean, take a photo of it, but I could hear the trumpets in my head, and a devil on my should saying “It’s you money, take it” So I concidered taking him on the deck to pk him, but went for a whisky instead.

I found 5 $20 bills in a parking lot the other day, they were just scattered around the space next to me. I couldnt believe it! There was no one around and no other cars… So 1000 PED HOF IRL!

Suicide

WOOOOT!!!

In May, for my b-day HoF, I pwned a “Grandma Old Alpha” and looted that biatch for 2k peds!!!

Gratz for your IRL HoFs!!! :smiley:

WoW cool mudkicker same here. old alphas kickass!

[QUOTE=MudKicker]
WOOOOT!!!

In May, for my b-day HoF, I pwned a “Grandma Old Alpha” and looted that biatch for 2k peds!!!

Gratz for your IRL HoFs!!! :smiley:
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Hmmm…seems you need a lesson on respect for your elders young man. Perhaps a swift smack in the butt with a cane will do the trick..eh?

Just jokin btw…lol

I got a nice item loot the other day… I got a girlfriend! :smiley:

her name is Sammye and shes really cool :cool:

[QUOTE=Gruye]
I got a nice item loot the other day… I got a girlfriend! :smiley:

her name is Sammye and shes really cool :cool:
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Yeah… but GF you dont loot.. They loot from you!

You just lost 1000 ped a week.

:smiley:

Suicide

[QUOTE=MudKicker]
WOOOOT!!!

In May, for my b-day HoF, I pwned a “Grandma Old Alpha” and looted that biatch for 2k peds!!!

Gratz for your IRL HoFs!!! :smiley:
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dont you go and call your nice grandma a bitch! :mad:

Gruye GRATS! :smiley:

gratz Gruye II TEx Mex :kos: :smiley:

[QUOTE=Suicide]
Yeah… but GF you dont loot.. They loot from you!

You just lost 1000 ped a week.

:smiley:

Suicide
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yeah i will watch that :smiley:

and ty Skam and Nea :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=Suicide]
Yeah… but GF you dont loot.. They loot from you!

You just lost 1000 ped a week.

:smiley:

Suicide
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…but …but I have heard rumors among bigger boys, that FREE activity between a boy and a girl really exists! they even made whole websites and magazines out of that.

dunno for sure yet, but i’ll tell you when i know more.

I was gamble addicted for some time, everry penny in my pocket went directly to the slot mashine, so one day I went to the slot mashine with my last 10 €, I played on a mashine which only accepts 1 € coins, nothing less, so I played there for a while and had a nice strike but lost it all in the end.
As i checked my pocets ive seen that I still have 50 cent in a pocket left, so I decided to try the new mashine, which I never played before and actually dont know how to play it. Soon after I played the first (and only game, for 50 cent) I was in profit for some 8 € I went back to the mashine which looted me, and after just two tries I got a Jack Pot, aprox 120 €. I was uber happy, but I knew there has to be more, I changed the slot mashine, and after just 10 € I had another Jackpot on the other mashine, also 120 € I changed the mashine once more, spent aprox 30 € but had also some minor “Globals” on it :smiley: finally as I finished to gamble I was aprox 300 € in profit :smiley:

but a gambler isnt a gambler if he dont looses what he has earned, most probably on the same mashine, and this happend to me, just two days after my hofs I lost it all :smiley:

[QUOTE=kalanen]
…but …but I have heard rumors among bigger boys, that FREE activity between a boy and a girl really exists! they even made whole websites and magazines out of that.

dunno for sure yet, but i’ll tell you when i know more.
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yeah,… but didnt u know that u have to pay taxes if u want to loot on your GFs private LA?

[QUOTE=Ragna Rock]
yeah,… but didnt u know that u have to pay taxes if u want to loot on your GFs private LA?
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im sure that tax is quite high… as you are running the risk of noobs spawning from it… :dunce:

[QUOTE=Gruye]
im sure that tax is quite high… as you are running the risk of noobs spawning from it… :dunce:
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AND the high decay of equipment, especially for male over 30 :wise:

GRATZ on your RL HOFs.

I try to loot the lotto-pool every week .. and I see the likeness between RL and PE more and more clearly. Even though I spend more and more money - i dont get more “loot” … :smiley: Hmm maybe my conspiraty about the loot-pool (Lotto-pool) isnt correct then :rolleyes: … on the other hand, I DID HOF in PE … :tongue2:

I stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino here in Tampa and I made a cool 30PED, yes, $3.00 …

:broke:

[QUOTE=Skam]
dont you go and call your nice grandma a bitch! :mad:

Gruye GRATS! :smiley:
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Didnt call her a bitch! :eek: ..said “I looted that biatch”, theres a differance in my mind… :rolleyes:

NO disrespect intended :wise:

[QUOTE=MudKicker]
Didnt call her a bitch! :eek: ..said “I looted that biatch”, theres a differance in my mind… :rolleyes:

NO disrespect intended :wise:
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I agree, the word has definately changed in meaning to what it used to be… even the correct spelling has really been toned down in recent use. I call all of my friends Bitch… and I blame Dave Chappelle…

ha ha Bitches!!!

oh yea…

\on topic

I went to Chuck E. Cheese and bought a pizza and 100 coins (or whatever the deal is) and got back my change, the coins, my pizza, and my original $20 back…

jeah!!!

…bitches…

:tongue2:

I made a big loss on hunting! I was hunting down my sister somewhere in California and when they found her (long awful story) she needed $250!!
2.5k PED.. oh well shes cute