Tired of sweating our favorite longu we went and browsed the soc terminal. And we where like this :dance: happy when we saw this:
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/2/6/8/8/friends.jpg
I dont know what we did to deserve this, but we started to dance the pogo and threw away the clothes and cheered a lot
Thanks :tiphat:
Besides our usual orange color we now have a green dude smiling at you to. May he be green as long as we are around.
In Lootius We Trust!
May His merciful caring hand cover us from poverty and bring us love on a tough day. Bless you my brethren! Hail Lootius, and Hail PE!
May He bring us to glory and prosperity, and deem all heretics to noobness.
aped.
Gelobist i den Häjligan SnæblSnot, alamehtigan faðær ollar Kalypsianar, Skäppir van ære enda vvatare, van olla dink ilæb enda tödd.
(Note, most prayers of the SnableSnot Sweating Army are written in Old SnableSnotic, an ancient Calypsian language spoken by SnableSnots, Longus and a few Maffoid groups. The language has totally nothing in common with Common Calypsian, which is spoken by the human population of Calypso. Scientists have discovered that the language is very similar to Germanic languages who were spoken on planet Earth, the planet of origin of the first pioneers, thousands of years ago, but are today completely lost. Many people believe that the SnableSnots have visited Earth in the past. A few primitive pictures of humans worshipping creatures that are most likely SnableSnots have been found on several places on Earth, from northern Belgium to Sweden.
The Holy Snable gave me the ability to speak the language. It can be used to communicate with SnableSnots, Longus and Maffoids living north of Hadesheim. The rest of the Maffoids speak Maffoidic, a dialect of Argonian.)
Hear hear :wise:
Gelôbistu in SnæblSnot alamehtigan fadaer?
ec gelôbu in SnæblSnot alamehtigan fadaer.
Gelôbistu in Longu SnæblSnot suno?
ec gelôbu in Longu SnæblSnot suno.
Gelôbistu in hâlogan Calypso?
ec gelôbu in hâlogan Calypso.
We are so happy to have found some soul brothers/sisters. But the Church of Lootius are astray. How can you believe in a God which was designed to rip you off? When you seek comfort you pray to Lootius and go hunting, and 80% of the time you dont get an answer on your praires. We on the other hand always find a snablesnot. The differance is that they are always there while your god Lootius is almost always somewhere else. But I am shure we will settle our theological differances in some way :saint:.
Simple!
In Lootius we Trust! 
[QUOTE=Darnoc]
But I am shure we will settle our theological differances in some way :saint:.
[/QUOTE]
Most definitely! I just informed the inquisition of your errors.
Gods that always answer are pussies. Any form of whining, any complaining or sqeaking, and they help out. What’s the fun in that? Our deity is like us: Perverted, drunk most of the time, easy to anger.
Now which do you prefer? A god that usually spits in your face, or one that occassionally showers you with gold?
[QUOTE=ViagraFalls]
Most definitely! I just informed the inquisition of your errors.
[/QUOTE]
Ok. Well, tell your inquisition to watch their backs from an army of snablesnots when taming has been implemented :laugh:
[QUOTE=ViagraFalls]
Now which do you prefer? A god that usually spits in your face, or one that occassionally showers you with gold?
[/QUOTE]
We have done thorough research on the actual effect of being exposed to snable spit. It is a youth elixir, it keeps you young and healthy.
Just look at these pics and you see the proof of this:
[SIZE=3][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]BEFORE BEING SPIT IN THE FACE[/FONT][/SIZE]
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/2/6/8/8/darnoc_sad.jpg
[SIZE=3][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]AFTER BEING SPIT IN THE FACE[/FONT][/SIZE]
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/2/6/8/8/darnoc_happy.jpg
[QUOTE=Darnoc]
Ok. Well, tell your inquisition to watch their backs from an army of snablesnots when taming has been implemented :laugh:
[/QUOTE]
NO ONE EXPECTS THE LOOTIUS INQUISTION! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to Lootius… Our four…no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise… sod it.
So watching your own backs will not be an option…
[QUOTE=Darnoc]
We have done thorough research on the actual effect of being exposed to snable spit. It is a youth elixir, it keeps you young and healthy.
Just look at these pics and you see the proof of this:
[/QUOTE]
We will soon change your mind about that!
Sounds to me like a whole lot of Buck Cake!
Fetch the…Comfy Chair!
[B]All I can say is … you guys F*****G crack me UP!
Oh ya … and … “Long live Lootius and his merry band of perverts” … if you ever require backup let JSA know and we’re on it … in a nano-second.
I SO enjoy the banter …
[CENTER]Looks in mirror for smile lines -
making sure “Snable Spit” didn’t erase them![/B][/CENTER]
The Inquistion is snot impressed!
We can only assume that during one of your snablesnot face spitting parties, that you got spit in the eyes and it really really stings! Hense you haven’t be able to read the charges set before you.
So I will speak them hense, assuming your ears are not clogged with spit…
Now, snot lover – you are accused of heresy on three counts – heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action – four counts. Do you confess?
[QUOTE=ViagraFalls]
Now which do you prefer? A god that usually spits in your face, or one that occassionally showers you with gold?
[/QUOTE]
He only gives a nice amount of gold if you spend lots of it yourself first. You give 400 PED to equipment and get a 150 PED loot, so your ‘god’ takes the profit, and gives you a bit back if he’s in a good mood 
(Occasionaly you even make profit, but he does that to keep your moral high so you don’t stop believing in him. It’s not a problem for him, as he got über-rich with the stolen PED’s of the poor hunters)
[QUOTE=Redoaks]
Now, snot lover – you are accused of heresy on three counts – heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action – four counts. Do you confess?
[/QUOTE]
Uhh, first of all, isn’t ‘deed’ and ‘action’ the same?
Second, it is YOU, and not WE, who should be accused of heresy! You lack respect to the Holy Snable and openly show your loyalty to a non-existing god! If you do not change these heretic visions on free will, our army of tamed Snables will make you do so by force 
PS..
[QUOTE=Redoaks]
Do you confess?
[/QUOTE]
Never
[QUOTE=BlackChicken]
He only gives a nice amount of gold if you spend lots of it yourself first. You give 400 PED to equipment and get a 150 PED loot, so your ‘god’ takes the profit, and gives you a bit back if he’s in a good mood
(Occasionaly you even make profit, but he does that to keep your moral high so you don’t stop believing in him. It’s not a problem for him, as he got über-rich with the stolen PED’s of the poor hunters)
[/quote]
But YOUR god gives you back decay on your armour. OUR god controls the loot window. I can ask Him to stop doing that, though, and only yield the “this create did not carry any loot” message if you prefer. That way you will not be bothered by trivial matters that do not concern your deity, and can focus 100% on the snablegod.
[QUOTE=BlackChicken]
Uhh, first of all, isn’t ‘deed’ and ‘action’ the same?
Second, it is YOU, and not WE, who should be accused of heresy! You lack respect to the Holy Snable and openly show your loyalty to a non-existing god! If you do not change these heretic visions on free will, our army of tamed Snables will make you do so by force
[/QUOTE]
The legend of Lootius is undeniable. The religion of Lootiusism has been around for far longer than your new cult. Repent while you can, because I was granted possibilites to invoke a Jihad. And you really would not want that. The power of Jihad is scaring. So scaring it has never been invoked before, because the very fabric of Calypso might not withstand. I’m willing to give it a shot, though. The question is. Are you?
Alternatively, we can meet up somewhere, and duke it out like civilized men.
[QUOTE=ViagraFalls]
The legend of Lootius is undeniable. The religion of Lootiusism has been around for far longer than your new cult. Repent while you can, because I was granted possibilites to invoke a Jihad. And you really would not want that. The power of Jihad is scaring. So scaring it has never been invoked before, because the very fabric of Calypso might not withstand. I’m willing to give it a shot, though. The question is. Are you?
Alternatively, we can meet up somewhere, and duke it out like civilized men.
[/QUOTE]
SnableSnotism is a lot older than Lootiusism. It has existed on both Earth and Calypso for thousands of years. On Earth it mainly existed in Northern Europe, but came to a sudden stop in 2005, when the last SnableSnotists ran over to atheism.
But on Calypso, there were large communities of SnableSnotic SnableSnots, Maffoids, Longus, Feffoids, Chirpies, Gibnibs, Fugabarba’s, Feffoids and even Thorifoids :D. But, by the colonisation of Calypso, the language and religion were lost. Untill now. The Holy Snable has called us to bring the SnableSnotic language and culture back to the population of Calypso, and try to covince as much people as possible to become a SnableSnotist. SnableSnotism does not encourage violence to convert people, so no Jihad for us
[QUOTE=BlackChicken]
SnableSnotism is a lot older than Lootiusism. It has existed on both Earth and Calypso for thousands of years. On Earth it mainly existed in Northern Europe, but came to a sudden stop in 2005, when the last SnableSnotists ran over to atheism.
But on Calypso, there were large communities of SnableSnotic SnableSnots, Maffoids, Longus, Feffoids, Chirpies, Gibnibs, Fugabarba’s, Feffoids and even Thorifoids :D. But, by the colonisation of Calypso, the language and religion were lost. Untill now. The Holy Snable has called us to bring the SnableSnotic language and culture back to the population of Calypso, and try to covince as much people as possible to become a SnableSnotist. SnableSnotism does not encourage violence to convert people, so no Jihad for us
[/QUOTE]
Snot is bad for the brain, its like having the flu permentantly.
Snablesnots are not violent?
I ask you to preach this to the hordes of sticky new comers who have had tobe taken to the healers of this realm.
Snablesnots on earth? I guess they died out with the dinosaurs! You make me laugh.
HOWEVER!
This is indeed no laughing matter, you are threatened with Jihad! This course of action will, after great consultation, have the Inquistions seal of approval.
Let is be known this is not something you can simply shrug your shoulders at, though you can easily shrug off the power of a snablesnot with only a single dosage of lemsip the wrath of Lootius runs deeper than your pockets and credit limit.
It is fortold that should there ever arise a need for Lootius to rain his power of destruction down upon us, not even the cockroaches will survive! Seriously have you ever seen the damage done by dropping a pec off the top of the towers on Treasure Island? Well imagine that PEC dropping from the limit of space itself. The Book of Lootius describes space as…
Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.
It has been calculated that if dropped at just the right angle a single PEC could wipe out a whole planet. No amount of shadow armour of mod faps will save the false believers. All of your belongings, false idols and your souls shall be consumed in the pits of oblivion!
You do not fear the apocolyse!
Yes of course! You think putting a paperbag on your head and lying on the floor will help save you! You are just cowards unable to face the creator and destroyer of worlds eye to eye, cowering like babies as the destruction you brought forth consumes you all!
Where is your God now?
He has been skinned and used to make the boots for Lootius to stomp on you!
The Inquisition will now have to retire to our chambers, there is much to be done in the face of inpending doom and destruction. It is not too late to repent! Though if you refuse the last of Lootius mercy it shall befall onto the Inquistion to plead your case for mercy…
Let it be known the Inquisition cannot be bribed!
However donations to our course, made in cash, up front sealed in a none descript brown envelope and passed to myself, shall not be ignored.
Repent now, or forever hold your negative balance.
[QUOTE=Redoaks]
Snot is bad for the brain, its like having the flu permentantly.
Snablesnots are not violent?
[/QUOTE]
Who said that? I said SnableSnotism does not encourage violence. I didn’t talk about SnableSnots.
Snablesnots on earth? I guess they died out with the dinosaurs! You make me laugh.
They didn’t. They dropped by and drank some beer with the Gauls, Celts and Vikings. They borrowed spacecrafts from highly intelligent Calypsian creatures who died out now, the Snableofoids.
This is indeed no laughing matter, you are threatened with Jihad! This course of action will, after great consultation, have the Inquistions seal of approval.
Maybe you can take an example to Gandhi instead of spreading your religion with violence.
[QUOTE=Gandhi]
Nonviolence is the greatest force at the disposal of mankind. It is mightier than the mightiest weapon of destruction devised by the ingenuity of man.
[/QUOTE]
(Not that the SnableSnot Sweating Army will always be non-violent, we are an army after all, and sometimes violence might be needed to achieve certain goals :D)
Let is be known this is not something you can simply shrug your shoulders at, though you can easily shrug off the power of a snablesnot with only a single dosage of lemsip the wrath of Lootius runs deeper than your pockets and credit limit.
We do not fear the wrath of Lootius, as it is foolish to fear things that don’t exist.
It is fortold that should there ever arise a need for Lootius to rain his power of destruction down upon us, not even the cockroaches will survive! Seriously have you ever seen the damage done by dropping a pec off the top of the towers on Treasure Island? Well imagine that PEC dropping from the limit of space itself. The Book of Lootius describes space as…
Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.
It has been calculated that if dropped at just the right angle a single PEC could wipe out a whole planet. No amount of shadow armour of mod faps will save the false believers. All of your belongings, false idols and your souls shall be consumed in the pits of oblivion!
That sounds interesting.. we could gather all heathens and heretics on a fairly large asteroid, and drop a PEC on it.
You do not fear the apocolyse!
Yes of course! You think putting a paperbag on your head and lying on the floor will help save you! You are just cowards unable to face the creator and destroyer of worlds eye to eye, cowering like babies as the destruction you brought forth consumes you all!
We have no reason to fear it. Lootiusism threaten their followers with ‘apocalypse’ to make them fear it. Fear gives them power.
However, we know this is a ly and do not fear your ‘apocalypse’ :wise:
Where is your God now?
As usually, he/she is in Snablehalla right now. From there he looks over the universe and throws down snot at regular intervals. Of this snot, the beginning product of everything, galaxies are formed.
Let it be known the Inquisition cannot be bribed!
Your Inquisition consists of humans. Usually, humans can always be bribed if you go high enough.
Repent now, or forever hold your negative balance.
We will keep protesting against your false words and poisonous ideas.
Hail to the Holy Snable :wise:
The Gibnib Appreciation Society has set us on friends too
Thank you Gibnibbers, i hope your minds are not so heavily poisoned as our poor Lootius friends 
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/2/6/8/9/Gibnib.JPG
We will keep protesting against your false words and poisonous ideas.
Hail to the Holy Snable
you are talking about thous little buggers, that i slayed last night ?
[QUOTE=timux]
you are talking about thous little buggers, that i slayed last night ?
[/QUOTE]
Little buggers :eek:
How dare you talk like that about the SnableSnot!
The Holy Snable will punish you for these heretic words :wise:
[QUOTE=BlackChicken]
Little buggers :eek:
How dare you talk like that about the SnableSnot!
The Holy Snable will punish you for these heretic words :wise:
[/QUOTE]
If this “holy” snotting Snable EVER as much as THINK of touching my disciple? I will personal ask Lootius to whip its smelling ass - and it will NOT be for taming!