I heard of a religion where a certain Jesus would have walked on water…to this I say LOL… go back to school Jesus…Lootius made our padre VF walk on thin air… whatcha gotta say about that huh
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/1/5/5/6/holyVF_thumb.jpg[size=1][br]Click to enlarge[/br][/size]
well…I must be god himself, since whenever i go to the apartments, i seem to allways end up floating in thin air, whatever i do. 
<—Is teh holiest.
I say: mexican bean :dunce:
lol … so is that much power achieve by being a good diciple of the church?? Is it because of voodoo magic?
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that has been possible since the app’s were placed. It’s usually possible between 2 flats near eachother. :wise:
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consider this a flame, or be it waht it may but it is in my most humble opinion that lootius is a Robot creation, created for the sole intent of blinding us to the reality that we should be killing robots and defending against the upcoming invasions of robot hoardes, an orc friend of mine once said “zug-zug?” when he said that i realized that the only true enemy that i have is the robot prescence on calypso and occupying calypsian space.
i am also not very fond of fouls
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consider this a flame, or be it waht it may but it is in my most humble opinion that lootius is a Robot creation, created for the sole intent of blinding us to the reality that we should be killing robots and defending against the upcoming invasions of robot hoardes, an orc friend of mine once said “zug-zug?” when he said that i realized that the only true enemy that i have is the robot prescence on calypso and occupying calypsian space.
i am also not very fond of fouls
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To quote Jodi Foster from the movie Contact (may not be exact):
“Maybe God does not exist at all… maybe he was only created by us so that we do not feel so alone in the universe.”
I hereby denounce Lootius as a fake and a fraud :laugh:
All I can say is this:
http://animamundi.free.fr/lootiusCalls.jpg - this is year 2004. My first encounter with the Diety.
This is the first web shrine of our society Anima Mundu -a tiny cult of Lootius worshippers, now disbanded:
http://animamundi.free.fr/animaGallery.htm
I was the first one to get the Lootius’s Mark of the chosen.
Think of it as this:
Joann → Jesus
maniac → ViagraFalls
It makes me proud to have been the Lootius’s Priest, and for a year I have been the only surviving priest, but what ViagraFalls did is truly a great deed. He finally managed to take the Faith I tried to implant into Calypsians, and created the stable Church, and became the first Padre.
I have plans for you, my friends, but all in time. I am planning to announce the Divine Plan soon… be patient.
Lootius gave us all an assignment.
I Will Join Church Of Lootius On Crusade Against Robots!!!
Your courage, Brother, will not be forgotten!
Lootius Bless.
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I Will Join Church Of Lootius On Crusade Against Robots!!!
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What about the chirpies?
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8237
I still think Lootius is a fake :laugh:
Loss is inevitable, whether you worship a “God” or not 
unbelievers will burn in No LooT hell
[SIZE=1]i don’t believe either but … shh[/SIZE]
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[size=1]i don’t believe either but … shh[/size]
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Blasphemy!:wise: For this you shall be cursed with the no-looter hand 
[size=1]ps : if that works i’m sorry… well i must be in some way 
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All the heretics will die in Hell of Poverty, as is written in His Word.
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All the heretics will die in Hell of Poverty, as is written in His Word.
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We all go there sometime, heretic or not
MAY LOOTIUS SMITE ALL YE NON BELIEVERS!
For lootius be the the devine power behind the loot and all ye non believers shall suffer in eternal torture when your ped card is empty and lootius shows ye no mercy! repent sinners repent!
Lootius believers and other heretics will be thrown into the Pit of The Eternal Snot Bombardment after their death.
Do not believe in Lootius, as he just wants to empty your PED card and take what’s in it for himself, if he even exists :wise:
Believe in the Holy SnableSnot, and you will be rewarded! If you die, you will go to Snablehalla where you are free to do whatever you want, and have an unlimited pile of PED’s at your disposal!
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Lootius believers and other heretics will be thrown into the Pit of The Eternal Snot Bombardment after their death.
Do not believe in Lootius, as he just wants to empty your PED card and take what’s in it for himself, if he even exists :wise:
Believe in the Holy SnableSnot, and you will be rewarded! If you die, you will go to Snablehalla where you are free to do whatever you want, and have an unlimited pile of PED’s at your disposal!
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I do see the worm has turned…
Twas it not first said that your not about finding the peds, but findng the snablesnots!
How can you believe a faith that changes its scripters to fit the audience its rapidly losing…
