ok peeps i know you all have pick up lines that you peeps use now lets here them 
here is one that i use hehe for starters
Look at the tag on her shirt and say: “I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven.”
just a differant thread that i thought i would start hehe :laugh: 
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I could see myself in your pants.
You know the best part about you? You haven’t maced me yet.
Are my undies showing? Would you like them to?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi. You’ll do.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Please?
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you’ve never met and say, “Come on, we’re leaving.” (The key is to act like you know them.)
My t-shirt must have the best pickup line ever: “Im better than your boyfriend.” (I know its mens shirt…)
Well… in reality best pick up line must be “Hi”. :rolleyes:
Some stupid lines I remember hearing:
“Hi. You look like my ex girlfriend.”
“I like average looking girls.”
“Would wanna come to test my new XYZ car?” (car models say absolutely nothing to me)
“Where are you going when this place closes?”
“Want some? Im not infected.” (dead drunk guy at bus stop)
Cant say Ive ever used a pick-up line :scratch:
A friend of mine, however. claimed that everyone I spilled cola on (alot of people..) somehow mysteriously suddenly became in love with me.. :eek: Whats that for pick up eh? 
Anyway
Some really really lousy one´s Ive been served
“Hey can I have your number.. Im making a phonebook of pretty people..”
“I wanna shove my loaf into you ovven!” O_O
“omg you have such pretty eyes” (I had sunglasses on. the kind you dont see through)
“want me to kill him for you? How bout him? …Ill take him down easy” :rolleyes:
Guy came up to me with a lighter, and tried to put fire on my pants! I almost slapped him and asked wtf he was doing “trying to light your fire, baby”
Hmm… I actually had some sort of “Vacuum bubble” around me for those things until recently… :scratch:
Only thing that comes near to a pickup line was when my ex said a couple of weeks ago “Now there did two find each other” or something very close to that… :rolleyes:
Now “ex” though, so i guess that line isn’t advisable at all 
hm pickup lines… er i must say that i never used one…
Well if you don’t count the Essi-best “hi”.
And since i’m a guy i really don’t get many adressed to me(or i’m too thick to notice) and i really don’t care what other people around me say so… i really don’t know why i’m posting :laugh: :dunce:
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Once saw this in a bar:
Nice looking girl with shortish skirt talked and talked to a untidy guy holding back yawning. Guy just interrupts, put his hands on girls knees, saying: “Could you give me a nice long blowjob if I gave you 2 billion euros?”.
Girl just said “let’s go” and so they left. :laugh:
:rolleyes: One I remember, was a guy who came to set up my Cabel - and after he said “you need me to install anything else, Im good with my hands …”
.. AHH I dont know if that counts really … :laugh: HAHAHA
Never used one, but if I ever would again (which is unlikely) I would definatly use: ‘Don’t I know you from somewhere?’
It’s so uncool I figure the girl will think I must have a lot of guts to use that line and consider me ‘cool’ + I think I’d laugh if someone used that line on me (with teh good intonation etc of course) and humor is an excellent start.
whatever you do.. don’t say “i like online computer games”
they just won’t ever understand…
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Well… in reality best pick up line must be “Hi”. :rolleyes:
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I said once Hi to a girl standing in a queue to a toi-toi toilet on a international punk’n’skins gig :rolleyes: hehe well nvm
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whatever you do.. don’t say “i like online computer games”
they just won’t ever understand…
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Im not sure … I say that .. and guys ALLWAYS understand
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Im not sure … I say that .. and guys ALLWAYS understand
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maybe you were flashing abit of leg at the time?? :laugh:
Oh yes… forgot one…
“Im a lesbian in man’s body.”
:banghead:
That wasnt in face to face conversation though…
I once were at this party… And this drunk guy I was talking with started bragging about his skills in oralsex, saying he´s really good at it..
He had braces x)
Well, I don’t know about chat up lines, cuz I’m well past that now…sadly:( I never used to use them, I’de generally just go and introduce myslef. It’s easy when your younger and completely out of it anyway. Who cares if you get the knock-back, plentymore fish n stuff.
But, the best chat up line I have ever recieved after a gig, girl comes up to me, smiles and says, ‘I wish I was your guitar!’. Can you imagine the look on my face! I was totally gobsmacked!
I would certainly like to have that tattoo’ed on my ass, but don’t suppose the missus would like that, so it shall just be a wonderful memory, the chat up line that is, nothing else, I’m more than happy with my babe.
C’mon girls, emancipate!
Stop writing down lines that were used on you and answer the threadstarters question, what’s your pickup line? You’re not going to say the guys should come to the girls right? :dunce:
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You’re not going to say the guys should come to the girls right? :dunce:
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Nope. My experience tells that quite % of good guys rarely actively try to pick up girls anyways…
But I guess a girl who uses special pick up lines is either desperate or very drunk. :silly2: I think “Hi” and then “You look nice”, “Do you want some company?” etc works nicely. But they arent that funny 
[QUOTE=Leafren]
C’mon girls, emancipate!
Stop writing down lines that were used on you and answer the threadstarters question, what’s your pickup line? You’re not going to say the guys should come to the girls right? :dunce:
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A smile is all it takes If that doesnt help, then nothing will
[QUOTE=Leafren]
C’mon girls, emancipate!
Stop writing down lines that were used on you and answer the threadstarters question, what’s your pickup line? You’re not going to say the guys should come to the girls right? :dunce:
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“Dont tell me how to do it - show me how to do it”