Literally, just an anus with 2 arse cheeks. Bouncing along like a big dollop of botty. Hopping, low aggro, slow attack, 100% Shrapnel. Maturities;
Arse-Outcast
Arse-Bandit
Arse-Worker
Arse-Raider
Arse-Thief
Arse-Scavenger
Arse-Hunter
Arse-Looter
Arse-Prowler
Arse-Stalker
They drop Stinktree longboards, Animal Arse Oil, Large Horn, Enhanced Target Assessment unit, Soft Hide, 1-handed club, Bear armour.
Please make this wish come true ^-^/
Haha the names fit so well :laugh:
Reminds me of a game…Think of any song with the word Heart in it and replace it with arse…childish i know but funny as hell in a drunken singalong 
…LMAO!!! :laugh:
why not? 
darri
What exactly is not ok with MA officials?
You are soooo the ghey! lol
Jam[COLOR=“Red”]hot
Well… It made me laugh 
:laugh:
+Rep for making me laugh in the morning.
What areas could we find them? In a new sort of toxic zone? lol
and 1 more thing,
WHY SHRAPNEL?!
Ze.
Yeah I was thinking more acid…I can see it now the green spray like the kreltin coming from the arse! :eek:
Peanuts? :silly2:
Arse-Bandit :eek: that would defo be a scary mob. Run and clentch your cheeks !
to Steve: I would think along the same lines as that too! (but for it to be a spray we’d need to feed it some curry or something. :laugh:
to Jod: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the peanuts! Does claypso have any edible nuts of some kind btw? :laugh:
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
That’s got my day off to a great start…
Hahahahaha, arse bandit! :laugh:[/FONT]
:yay: +rep
oh come on~ sometimes if you squeeze to hard, you can combine two things to come up with something scarey, the culmination of which is “shart”. If you watch “My name is Earl” you’ll get it straight away but its not hard to work out. That would be the reason for shrapnel.
I once had a pencil sharpener like this.
There are already many arse’s in game, they just don’t look like your description.
Hahahaha
Mature Arse
Young Arse
Old Arse
Dominant Arse
You were killed by a Jealous Old Arse!
Oh that’s too funny
meh at least there would never again be any shortage of dung… :rolleyes:
I immediately thought of:
“You were killed by the howling Arse Stalker” :eek::eek::eek:
Mate that is the funniest suggestion I have ever heard.
Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. +rep