Long but fun reading for u with basic computer knowledge!

I just love this log!! :smiley:

The story starts (I’m shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing]
insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather
funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is
called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the
comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the
IP-adress of the computer you’re currently using, any request there will return
to your computer.

Quote:

  • bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
  • bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    why do you kick me
    can’t you discus normally
    answer!
    we didn’t kick you
    you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker
    (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    what ping man
    the timing of my pc is right
    i even have dst
    you banned me
    amit it you son of a censor
    <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
    <HopperHunter|afk> poo you’re stupid, DST^^
    shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
    for two weaks already
    when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST
    is applied.
    You’re a real computer expert
    shut up i hack you
    ok, i’m quiet, hope you don’t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
    tell me your network number man then you’re dead
    Eh, it’s 129.0.0.1
    or maybe 127.0.0.1
    yes exactly that’s it: 127.0.0.1 I’m waiting for you great attack
    in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
    Now I’m frightened
    shut up you’ll be gone
    i have a program where i enter your ip and you’re dead
    say goodbye
    to whom?
    to you man
    buy buy
    I’m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
  • bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty
Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I
was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker
never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

Quote:

  • bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you’d be gone
    lol
    bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again… I still have the same IP:
    127.0.0.1
    you’re so stupid man
    say buy buy
    ah, [Please control your cussing] off
    buy buy elch
  • bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to
crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by
until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks
whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

Quote:

  • bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    elch you son of a censor
    bitchchecker how old are you?
    What’s up bitchchecker?
    you have a frie wal
    fire wall
    maybe, i don’t know
    i’m 26
    such behaviour with 26?
    how did you find out that I have a firewall?
    tststs this is not very nice missy
    because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
    be a man turn that poo off
    cool, didn’t know this was possible.
    thn my virus destroys your pc man
    are you hacking yourselves?
    yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
    he bitchchecker if you’re a hacker you have to get around a firewall
    even i can do that
    yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
    what firewall do you have?
    like a girl
    firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it…you
    girl^^
    censor give yourself a jackson and chill you’re letting them provoce you and
    give those little girls new material all the time
    turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control
    your cussing]er
    Noo
    he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
    you’re afraid
    i don’t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a
    fire wall
    elch turn off your poo wall!
    i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of
    hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that’s an invitation and that has nothing
    to do with hacking
    shut up
    lol
    my grandma surfs with fire wall
    and you suckers think you’re cool and don’t dare going into the
    internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that
elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that
rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it
is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

Quote:
bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you
can try again
bitchhacker can’t hack
<Black> nice play on words ^^
wort man
bitchchecker: I’m still waiting for your attack!
how many times again he is no hacker
man do you want a virus
tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
lol ne give it up i’m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave
and i can tell you 100.00% you’re no hacker..^^
127.0.0.1
it’s easy
lolololol you so stupid man you’ll be gone
and are the first files being deleted
mom…
i’ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I
under-estimated him?

Quote:
don’t need to rescue you can’t son of a censor
that’s bad
elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
yes, there’s nothing i can do about it
and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not
have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music
tip.

Quote:
tupac rules
elch you son of a censor your f: is gone and e: too

Drive EConfused Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures!
I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was
deleted…

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

Quote:
and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
why doesn’t meta say anything
he’s probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black> ^^
your d: is gone
go on censor

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my
ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him.
Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my
hard drives.

Quote:

elch man you’re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
i’m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

Quote:

  • bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias
“bitchchecker”. We see that he has a “Ping timeout”. We haven’t seen him since then…
must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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lol, aren’t kids great :smiley:

uhmmm :confused:

That’s gotta be the dumbest thing ever… how the hell did he not know he was attacking his own IP?

I hate people like that… come on, shooting their mouths off… not knowing what the hell they’re talking about… relying on scripts to get them places (and often not knowing how to use them)

These people should be located, tracked down to their home addresses and slapped vigorously around the face with wet rags :handjob: :lam:

Apart from that.. funny story :smiley:

I’ve been threatened to be hacked by so many people… the funniest thing is not a single one of them had above average computer knowledge… mostly below average. :rolleyes:

There’s some dumb people out there. :dunce:

Hahahaha dumb kid! :laugh: :laugh:

As firewolf and everyone else in irc found out last night…I know absolutely nothin about computers…
But I did know that that was the Home IP lol.

Geez, that is sad…but friggin’ hilarious :laugh:

Yeah i know it and i love it :slight_smile:

This Log is even Aviable at German and proably a Horax but i love to read it :slight_smile:

IP :confused:

hehehe don’t you just love IRC? Good story Strong, your comments inbetween had me laughing loads. Reminds me of JC Herz’s book, Tales of a Nethead, which is about the early days of internet and has a lot of comical IRC transcriptions of a similar ilk

lmao, funny as fook… ive had so many people threatening the same thing, but your right they all seem to be the computer illiterate…where do they get there ideas?

ROFL that is a nice story, sucker deleting his own drives lol

poor ‘hacker’ lol

I wonder what he had deleted from his system… amazing n00b!
Hey, if he ever comes back, tell him the truth and post that log too, would you? :wink:

yeah, good old test to give them localhost IP :smiley:

J.