JSM is so uber that

Non Entropia Related Off topic
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A few weeks ago we were playing a game in soc chat called JSM is so uber that … insert saying here.

This is similar to the Chuck Norris game except we are using a fictional EU uber we like to call JSM.

Each post should start off with JSM is so uber that

Disclaimer: The JSM character is purely fictional and any resemblance to any EU avatar, living, dead, or in any situations described in the past, present or future is purely and completely conincidental.

Difficulty: Try to put our fictional JSM uber in current events, with link to current thread if possible.

To start off with two examples:

JSM is so uber that when entering PVP his awesomeness creates lag on the other players computers. (too lazy to link to current events)

JSM is so uber that any Daspletor containing an ATH runs in fear to the avatar farthest from JSM. https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/hunting/167405-cowardly-creatures.html

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JSM is so uber that he doesn’t compete in SGA. He is SGA.

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“JSM” isn’t uber enough to take me down:D:laugh: oh noes now i made the joke wrong lol … any1 else thinking what i’m thinking`? J**** S*** M*… you get the point:D

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Who is JSM?

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“ficional character” apparently :wink: too obviouse too miss the relation to Jenna Star Mercury though ^^

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JSM is so uber that he sees swirlies first before he shoots the mob.

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JSM is so uber that his parents sent him out hunting Atrox at the age of 1, but came home with a Hogglo pet instead.:laugh:

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JMS is so uber that he can 1 hit a combibo… with a oppalo

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JSM is so Uber that once he accidentally farted sideways and killed all the SEG’s on TI , spawned and yet to be spawned over the next three weeks… From CND Control Center.

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JSM is so uber that when she gave me a headbutt, my head was in my butt!

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JSM is so Uber that she ATH’ed on Papplons

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JSM is so über that JC can’t close this thread for necro

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First time someone did a necro on one of my threads -

to stay on topic LOL

JSM is so uber that when he streams his game play on the Internet more people watch than actually play

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nough Said …

Rank. Name. No globals. Total loot.
22. Jenna Star Mercury 6341 1,337,395 PEDs

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JSM is so uber that prototype rifles craft themselves for him.

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JSM is so uber, he wears Carramone and people make threads about how uber he is! :smoke:

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JSM is so uber, when I watch him hoffing on the stream - my own pedcard doubles.

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JSM is so uber, he needs to hire a mod-fapper when he hunts… to heal the mobs! :handgun::monkey::nurse:

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JSM is so uber that no one actually gives a shit how uber he is. :rolleyes:

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He’s so uber that you wait for him to log off just to starting hunting!