I just read here about new plans for mp3 players… :laugh:
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I just read here about new plans for mp3 players… :laugh:
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Ahh this is old news taken at the usual angle of the Sun…
the angle that looks down your top to see you t*ts…
There as been talk of fitting such gadgets into false limbs for a long time…
Though I guess it will disprove the thoery
The bigger the breasts the smaller the memory…
Just be carefull here guys…cause like dad always told me “If it has Tits or Tires…it’s gonna give you troubles” :eek:
Does give new meaning to “Put one in each ear and dial for home” :laugh:
Az
You can even put in two … Just find a place to put a (cross)fader and I can throw out my recordplayers 
[QUOTE=psychnosiz]
You can even put in two … Just find a place to put a (cross)fader and I can throw out my recordplayers
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i cant belive you said that, i can think of somewhere but i aint saying :evilking:
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i can think of somewhere but i aint saying
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I dont leave many options do I ? 
Tsk. As usual, my diary covered the story first
dooh… somehow this doesn’t surprise me.. stupid ideas tend to appear at an alarming rate.. on the other hand.. why not implant the control unit in your arm or where else not and have some sort of display shine thru your skin (or replace your skin at that place)? oh and another one.. i’d realy like to see how the implanted player is supposed to be recharged or new tracks added :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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dooh… somehow this doesn’t surprise me.. stupid ideas tend to appear at an alarming rate.. on the other hand.. why not implant the control unit in your arm or where else not and have some sort of display shine thru your skin (or replace your skin at that place)? oh and another one.. i’d realy like to see how the implanted player is supposed to be recharged or new tracks added :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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LMAO… I was wondering the same thing :laugh:
Would you go to a computer shop to buy special leads for datit transfers?
Im just wondering were they put the cd’s if they want to download music ??? :eek:
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Im just wondering were they put the cd’s if they want to download music ??? :eek:
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In the slot provided of course :tongue2:
lol umm 
i just love my [size=5]iPod :kos:[/size]
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i’d realy like to see how the implanted player is supposed to be recharged or new tracks added :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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You know heart pacer software is upgraded via radiowaves… When they find bug in heart pacer they just call up all patients to the doctor who uploads new version of software with somekind of wireless system.
Whats the problem anyways?
Women are already plug and play compatable
[QUOTE=ultimababe]
In the slot provided of course :tongue2:
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Nonononono… It’s FLASH-memory, of course
[QUOTE=The Doctor]
i’d realy like to see how the implanted player is supposed to be recharged or new tracks added :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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USB-Nipple! :wise:
[QUOTE=Skam]
USB-Nipple! :wise:
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Does it have to be erected before usage? :scratch: 
[QUOTE=Essi]
Does it have to be erected before usage? :scratch:
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Im sure it will be automaticly .. as soon as you turn op the sound … … :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=Essi]
You know heart pacer software is upgraded via radiowaves… When they find bug in heart pacer they just call up all patients to the doctor who uploads new version of software with somekind of wireless system.
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of course but those devices have some sort of coil antenna placed just under the skin and the upgrading or recharging process happends by putting the transmitting antenna directly above the receiving one, skin contact is needed so you don’t have to use too powerful systems (we all know microwaves aren’t realy healthy).. now imagine this: you take your transmitter/recharger device and connect it to ur comp or some other data source, undress, find your implanted antenna, stick the transmitter to it (stick your breast into a “jug”) and start downloading
one more thing.. the author mentioned bluetooth.. i have my doubts that the signal would reach the earpiece or it would have to be much higher energy than those used in phones and stuff.. and again we come to the point where radiowaves aren’t realy healthy :wise: and also you can loose the earpiece..
A more radical but practical way: implant small speakers in your ears and connect them with thin underskin wires to the breast player, same goes for the implanted control unit i mentioned before.. now we’re talking cyborg :laugh: :laugh:
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It’s FLASH-memory, of course
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Depends of the hair colour of course, blondes wont be able to download as much songs as a brunette