= Doctor Services With 50% Discount =

Hiya everyone :wave:

       I recently bought my EK-2600 and helped few friends in hunting. 
        
    [center][b]   My heals are 92% maxed - 42 hp.[/b] :cool:
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       So here is my offer :
        
       Because of the small % that i will not heal you for max HP i'll make a discount for anyone who wants to use my services. :)
        
       
       
       [center][b]The common fee for a Fapper , is Decay+10% of the Globals/Hofs + fee/hour.[/b]
       
        
       [b]I will Heal you  for Decay+5% G/H  [/b]
       [b]and +5% of the items worth more than 50 peds, if any.
  
  
  [/b]     [b]And there is NO fee/hour!!!

[/b][b]Advantages :[/b]
  
[b]  1)[/b] [b]You kill faster the mobs[/b] ( No need to stop and heal your self )
  
[b]  2)[/b] [b]You pay less decays in FAP and armor [/b]( Kill faster = less hits on your armor )
  
[b]  3)[/b] [b]Less ammo and weapon decay [/b]( less MOB reganaration )
  
[b]  4)[/b] You [b]don't have to pay me a fee / hour [/b], that's something NOBODY offers!!!
  
[b]  5)[/b] Half Price for my services  !! ( [b]5% instead of usual 10% of G/H [/b])
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       [center][b]Anyone who need my services plz PM me... :tiphat:[/b]
       
       
       [b]EMT kit Ek-2600 Stats [/b][center]  
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      [b]Heal:[/b] 42 HP
       
       [b]Reload:[/b] 2.2 sec
       [b]Heal/sec:[/b] 19.09 HP 
       [b]Eco/M:[/b] 4.67 HP
     
     
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      Oh, and btw i'am doctor IRL . :D  [/center]
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Just to clarify, If a person doesnt global or hof does that mean they just pay ur decay?

btw sounds good, at least you have a good fap for it!

Yup , if no G/H :yup:

If they don’t HOF/Global they pay me only decays and ME (if needed) :cool:

So go on and PM me. At your service! :smiley:

[QUOTE=levithanikos]
Yes , only the decay if there is no G/H :yup:

If they don’t HOF/Global they pay me only decays and ME (if needed) :cool:

So go on and PM me. At your service! :smiley:
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Thats pretty good m8, I wonder with you and myself with a 2600 if we would be able to take down hogs in my boar+2A! :slight_smile: Could be interesting.

Good luck with it, nice to see a fapper that doesnt have a fap-5 to work with!

Well last days Ziby and i had few Globals on Hog Land. Yesterday he had ghost+2a and few times he should fap himself to help me.

But it works fine with hogs :yup:

Tested allready i tell ya! :wink:

nice Idea but this is stolen from this guy

This guy fap us daily
is very helpfull und a nice person
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40066&highlight=rent

[b]@ olvis

“nice Idea but this is stolen from this guy”
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:laugh::laugh:

You just made me laugh ( fap 5-28) :rofl:

And without skills? He should pay me , not me for his skilling! lol

And btw if you know how to read you'll see i don't have fee/hour :cool:

[QUOTE=Olvis]
This guy fap us daily
is very helpfull und a nice person
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40066&highlight=rent
[/QUOTE]

Stealing? This Is a well known service. Do you tell on company that makes TVs for us that they stoll It from another company? :laugh:

Welcome to the competative world of business :cool:

Good luck with It mate. Sounds like a good deal :slight_smile:

[QUOTE=Olvis]
This guy fap us daily
is very helpfull und a nice person
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40066&highlight=rent
[/QUOTE]

i have to admit, it is a UNIQUE idea to be stolen, probably is registered patent as well

:rofl:

Great , i hope someone gonna need my services. :wise:

It’s a really good deal.

Advantages :

  1. You kill faster the mobs ( No need to stop and heal your self )

  2. You pay less decays in FAP and armor ( Kill faster = less hits on your armor )

  3. Less ammo and weapon decay ( less reganaration )

  4. You don’t have to pay me a fee / hour , that’s something NOBODY offers!!!

  5. Half Price for my services !! ( 5% instead of usual 10% of G/H )

I would like to have the chance to meet ppl , make new friends and re-discover the EU experience.

Just PM me ! :wink:

Stealing? I am offering Healing Services in my Avatar Info for nearly a year now and I bet there are many others that are fappers-for-hire even longer.
Good luck with your service levi :wink:

Bump and good luck with your service :smiley:

why did i sell my fap 80, i have max heals at all times with that, :(, never mind

So none need a doctor ATM ? :confused:

Not even 1 PM :laugh:

I can wait :cool:

[QUOTE=levithanikos]
So none need a doctor ATM ? :confused:

Not even 1 PM :laugh:

I can wait :cool:
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Well I tested hogs solo again last night, the highest hit was 70 and I actually got the sucker to half health with just my own 2600, I will concider If I want to suffer the possible losses on a hog hunt and let you know.

My main reason to post is to say that with ur own fap and Levi’s here even a low-mid player can take down some heavy beasties. Well worth the effort!

A fapper is extremely good because u don’t have to stop shooting.

The inconvenient however, can appear when he faps ur 10 dmg, but i think it can be discussed, since on some mobs even the 10 must be fapped.

gl levi

[QUOTE=Kerham]
A fapper is extremely good because u don’t have to stop shooting.

The inconvenient however, can appear when he faps ur 10 dmg, but i think it can be discussed, since on some mobs even the 10 must be fapped.

gl levi
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Last night we had a global ( 400 + peds but yet a global :laugh: ) with Ziby …

We always global , but if Hog hit for more HP few times you fap your self once till ireloaad. I try doing economy for my costumers and never heal if there is are 10- 20 HP hits.

Well all depends on the armor and your HP so i can find the right pattern for your AVI and MOB.

:slight_smile:

Definitely hit him up if u want to take down some big mobs…

He get max heal 90% of the time 42.0 with ek2600

Hogglo hits me for about 72dmg max - but of course most hits are 40-50 so ek2600 if perfect - whenever i take a 60+ hit I fap myself once with 2350 then keep shooting - I rarely die from reg hits - maybe 1:25 mobs if I am sloppy and get 3x in a row 70.0 dmg… usually only die from ciritical hits.

also hogglo rarely miss - so you need a fapper so you can keep shooting.

also think about this - you are going to have to fap yourself anyways when u kill a mob so this way u can keep shooting and let him fap you - same cost - the 5% of global is nothing considering if you global you are likely profitting now.

If u want to double fap on regular mobs like AOA etc it works too - both fapping I have survivied hits up to 100.0 :cool:

[QUOTE=Zib Black Onyx]
Definitely hit him up if u want to take down some big mobs…

He get max heal 90% of the time 42.0 with ek2600

Hogglo hits me for about 72dmg max - but of course most hits are 40-50 so ek2600 if perfect - whenever i take a 60+ hit I fap myself once with 2350 then keep shooting - I rarely die from reg hits - maybe 1:25 mobs if I am sloppy and get 3x in a row 70.0 dmg… usually only die from ciritical hits.

also hogglo rarely miss - so you need a fapper so you can keep shooting.

also think about this - you are going to have to fap yourself anyways when u kill a mob so this way u can keep shooting and let him fap you - same cost - the 5% of global is nothing considering if you global you are likely profitting now.

If u want to double fap on regular mobs like AOA etc it works too - both fapping I have survivied hits up to 100.0 :cool:
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TY Zib :slight_smile:

Hope more ppl come and ask for my service and help em for that litle of 5% when most ppl ask for fee/hour and 10% :wink:

Just PM me or find me ingame :cool:

I’ll definitely keep it in mind.

Unless I missed it, I don’t think you mentioned your Timezone?