[SIZE=2]Sorry MB if this should go in another forum[/SIZE]
Okay, we all know how it is, the wife nags becourse you hunt to much, the kids are screaming for food, the boss tells you that you cannot gather sweat from his wife (Tho she looks like a Daikiba)
So here are some advice for you all.
The Wife
When walking with your wife/gf, look as much and as hard as you can at all females butts and or breast. Spice it up with a little moaning.
The Job
Start going naked to work and refuse to do your job unless your boss will admit that he is still only Novice Work Advicer with 91HP and that you can make way better profit than him.
The Friends
Start farting, burping and come with different animal sounds while near them (ALso don’t shower for a few weeks)
You can combine the getting rid friends and wife, if you do mentioned stuff in the wife section to your friends wifes/GFs
The Kids
If you have kids whom always start screaming for food after a little more than a week (I can go for longer, so why can’t they)
Call the person assigned to child wellfare where you live, and tell him/her that you have a problem with your kids that you still believe that kids over the age of 10 are old enough to get their own job and live on their own.
BONUS - How to get more money for PE
In the “earth world” there are not nearly as many street traders as on calypso, take advantage of this. Sell items worth TT + 100 for TT + 200-500, how will they know that you are not the cheapest seller if you are the only seller in that area 
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